18 Ways This List is a Paradox

Karen driver mocks a helpful bystander as he changes her flat tire, he puts the flat tire back on her wheel and drives off, leaving her in the cold: 'You can call a tow truck' 1

34-year-old man-child accuses 30-year-old girlfriend of being a gold digger, she leaves him and now he needs money: '[He's] got no gold to dig!' 2

Employee offers to fix store's computer, boss refuses and calls a professional, only to reach the same employee and pay X4 the rate: ‘You fool, I am the professional’ 3

Mother-in-law staying with family for the holidays re-tags all gifts to be from herself: 'She told me that I’m ruining Christmas' 4

Boss denies employee’s accrued PTO, gets handed resignation on the spot, and left scrambling to cover employee’s shifts: ‘Maybe treat your workers better?’ 5

‘Fine. You asked for it, you got it!': Mother cancels childcare in order to prep for Christmas after in-laws throw a tantrum, leaves the rest of the 2 AM gift wrapping up to them 6

Employee refuses to follow boss's instructions: 'I won't apologize for it' 1

Karen driver mocks a helpful bystander as he changes her flat tire, he puts the flat tire back on her wheel and drives off, leaving her in the cold: 'You can call a tow truck' 2

Employee offers to fix store's computer, boss refuses and calls a professional, only to reach the same employee and pay X4 the rate: ‘You fool, I am the professional’ 3

Wife takes a firm stance and refuses to put his name on joint presents that he didn't purchase after he forgets to buy his own gifts: 'He didn't help so he didn't get credit' 4

34-year-old man-child accuses 30-year-old girlfriend of being a gold digger, she leaves him and now he needs money: '[He's] got no gold to dig!' 5

Boss denies employee’s accrued PTO, gets handed resignation on the spot, and left scrambling to cover employee’s shifts: ‘Maybe treat your workers better?’ 6