18 Ways This List is a Paradox

Mom forces husband to watch their 5 and 7-year-old kids during work hours to prove a point: 'He said I shouldn't be so petty and prideful' 1

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 2

Boss tries to steal PTO from their employees, but gets pwned when one hairstylist returns from a 10-day vacation in Italy with lawyers in tow: ‘No way, no how’ 3

Entitled parents mock granddaughter on family vacation, uncle comes to her defense and forces his parents to sleep in the garage as payback: ‘Call it punishment’ 4

'The manager [said], "You really want to burn this bridge?" I said, "Yes"': 20+ Employees who quit their jobs as fast as possible 5

Boss begs employee to stay when they quit after being denied a raise: 'I can give you what ever you want' 6

Neighbor parks in homeowner's front yard declaring it to be a "community parking area," gets towed :'She parked in my front yard' 1

'It is very satisfying firing a customer': Customer fakes $3,000 discount at car dealership, employee and GM team up to fire their own customer 2

34-year-old dude loses it after 28-year-old fiancée responds to his breakup speech with an apathetic "okay" 3

Caterer scams bride and groom, bails on the day of the wedding, leaving the wedding planner scrambling: 'This is my worst nightmare as a planner' 4

'[He] staples everything... just for fun': 20+ People who can't stop rolling their eyes at their coworkers 5

34-year-old wife checks 37-year-old husband's dashcam footage, discovers he dumped their "missing" 13-year-old dog: '[He] drove off without her' 6