Guy's Mr. Bean-Inspired Revenge Turns into Friendship

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    Text - r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/DPPJason 4 hours ago Kid in school who kept knocking my pencil off my desk So, back in middle school, I had this kid who would always knock my pencil off of my desk at the start of class before the teacher showed up. It wasn't really a big deal, but it was still annoying I grew up watching Mr Bean and I recalled a skit he did once and decided to recreate that as a form of revenge. I prepare for the next day. I come into class and set my pencil neatly on my desk.
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    Text - I continue to smile at him. I don't flinch. I maintain eye contact as my hand reaches into my pocket, and I pull out another pencil. I place it neatly right where my first pencil had been previously. Due blinks and swats it off of my desk. Again, I don't stop calmly smiling. I pause and then reach into my pocket and pull out another pencil and place it on the desk. At this point, the kid snorts a chuckle. This little morning ritual was starting to get interesting. Other kids were watching
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    Text - I place another on the table and continue to smile. Dude laughs for real this time. This time he swats it off because he wants to see how far this goes. I reach into my pocket and begin to frown. I look up at him as if to say "I'm all out." His smile begins to fade. I reach into my other pocket and begin to grin once more. I place another pencil on the table again. Again I take the time to carefully line it up on the table. Dude laughs hard and swats it off again. The whole class is watch
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    Text - I reach into my coat pocket and draw out a stack -- 30 pencils or so - and just roll them onto the table into as neat a line as I can manage. The whole class erupts into laughter. After a bit, he seems to think 'alright, you've had your fun' and begins frantically swatting them all off of my desk. I look up at him. I am unpfased. Unblinking. Still smiling. I withdraw another pencil and place it neatly on my desk - making sure to line it up as precisely as possible. Dude burst into laughte
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VM0XCvKNP0&feature=youtu.be&t=78

    Text - He helped me clean them all up and we became friends for the rest of that course. Here is a link to the sketch which inspired this petty revenge: http:://youtu.be/-VMOXCvKNPO?t=78

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