Someone Edited Avengers Endgame And Removed All Non-White Characters (17 Tweets)

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    Text - BlackAziz0aNANsi Follow @Freeyourmindkid So white men are downloading and pirating a copy of Endgame that has all of the non- white men edited out. #WhiteFragilitylsReal
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    "Avengers Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit"

    Text - Avengers Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit (Anti-Cheese-Cut) Type: Video > HD-Movies 2 1.19 GB (1273673512 Bytes) Files: Size: Uploaded: 2019-05-06 19:42:38 CEST By: Anonymous Seeders: 16 Leechers: 4 Comments: 0 Info Hash: 52C6695066E3A78242FD3FF78B90455491C9D19D TORRENT FILE GET THIS TORRENT GET Description Avengers Endgane De-Feninized Fanedit aka Anti-Cheese-Cut aka Straight White Male Edition Endgane, but shorter, no faninisn, no gay shit, less boring filler, less aniffing ita own farts, n

    "Changes in no particular order:

    - Absolutely no Brie Larson, neither in the beginning nor in the finale. Hence Anti-Cheese. (Get it?)

    - Most quips edited out to give more consistent serious tone, e.g. Fortnite, Dab, America's ass, empty gauntlet snap etc.

    - Stan Lee themed Marvel intro from Captain Marvel. This should obviously have been the movie to have it in the first place.

    - No Hawkeye training his daughter. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.

    - No women leader conference, no gay support group talk, ...

    - Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after 30 minutes.

    - Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like pseudo-science.

    - Tony doesn't ask his wife's permission to save the universe.

    - Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was a giant plothole anyway. No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory. Tony doesn't meet his dad, Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless.

    - No Thor being told he can't wield the gauntlet. Hulk just says he will do it. Thor's whining reduced. Sadly he's unsalvageable in general, but I did the best to make him more dignified.

    - Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time, he's really not that important. No Wakanda apechant.

    - Women in final battle severely reduced. They should be at home taking care of their kids. In particular Pepper has no business being there. Does she want her daughter to become an orphan? Wanda's final battle scene is gone. Made everyone else look useless. No Quill getting kicked in his balls for no reason. No Tony dying in Pepper's arms (she isn't there)

    - Valkyrie barely in it, doesn't become queen.

    - Less kitchen psychology, e.g. "she knows. they all do.".

    - Many little fixes, tightenings, rescored parts and cuts of unnecessary stuff.

    Full list in readme. Not perfect, but I think it works. In particular the first act, but also the second act are more on point now. The final battle has less cuts, because action is fun to watch and the whole point of the movie. Subscribe to Pewdiepie."

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    Text - #AvengersEndgame Follow @claribr1 Replying to@Freeyourmindkid What's that smell? Fragile masculinity. 7:59 AM 14 May 2019
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    Text - C-Liv in Seattle @UghNoWaylCant May 13 Replying to @Freeyourmindkid The fact that they don't think Tony should talk to his partner before he risks his life is proof enough that nobody involved has had a serious relationship with another person. L10 7 415 MRolandiXor - (Roland Taylor) M @rolandixor May 13 Periodt! 10
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    Text - Fifi LaBlake @canarynoir May 13 Replying to @Freeyourmindkid If you can edit all the women & the men of color out of the movie and the storyline remains intact, maybe that just proves that white dudes aren't lacking in representation in the Marvel Universe and they can stop being crybabies because Brie Larson exists t 24 2 318
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    Text - Melancholy Melba Toast @llove_nature May 13 Replying to @Freeyourmindkid So it's just the credits then? 2 123
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    Text - Coby Prigg @CobyPrigg Possibly the most vomit-worthy thing I've read in years! The straight white men who download this are the absolute worst! #WhiteFragilitylsReal 7 1:34 PM - May 16, 2019
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    Clown - Jalen Reeves @JalenReeves_10 May 14, 2019 . Replying to @Freeyourmindkid Everyone who downloads this Horse Mustache @theultrahogfan Not to mention that this soon after theatrical release and based on the file size, it has to be a SHITTY copy 135 1:01 AM - May 14, 2019
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    Text - Tara @tara_atrandom Honestly it sounds like it would be exhausting to live like this. Aren't you tired, bros? 222 2:48 AM - May 15, 2019 MRA Dipshits Cut A Version Of 'Endgame' With No Brie Larso... It clocks in at 85 minutes, which is less than half the original runtime.
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    Text - TOU PEOPLE ARE SO PETTY The Vintage 2 @DrKhil So wait, some moron edited all of the feminism, "colored people", and "gay shit" out of Endgame?! Imagine being that petty and fragile... 2 4:05 PM - May 16, 2019 See The Vintage 2's other Tweets
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    Community - The_Real Nubian of House Mormont @1981_mad Replying to @Freeyourmindkid Can we send them a groupon for therapy? These men are not ok 80 it
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    Adaptation - Chrissy of House Targaryen @xtinegamer 151 6:42 AM - May 14, 2019 Who would do such a thing? Men.
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    Cartoon - The Four-Eyed Raven @RevTITiKym A soundtrack for their fee-fees. 192 12:20 AM - May 14, 2019
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    Text - The World's Address @azorak83 They are so fragile. 15 8:03 AM - May 14, 2019 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MALE FRAGILITY
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    Text - Picasso of Petty @Taerie Tangelo This is a whole new level of sadness 3 10:20 PM - May 14, 2019
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    Text - Pietro Boomin @fandole44 The irony of him saying Thor is unsalvageable when he probably looks exactly like the guy that did this is gonna get me through the week... 84 6:17 AM - May 14, 2019
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    Text - Jirasol She-ra S2 spoilers! @Jirasowl 7 10:48 AM - May 16, 2019 HOW TO SLAP SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET


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