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Woman Trolls Some Sorry Stranger After a Text Claims "Your Boyfriend Made Me Pregnant"

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    Text - 21:17 51% BLOCK ADD TODAY 24 I just thought id should tell you. Youre boyfriend made me pregnant 20:44 Messages you send to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Oh no! Which boyfriend? 20:45 What do you mean which boyfriend? Bitch this is serious! 20:46 This is very serious! But you're gonna have to give me a little more to go on here... 20:47 Samuel! Sam knocked me up and no he's ignoring me! 20:49 Shit! 20:49 Ok ok ok vou're aonna have to na
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    Face - 21:18 51% Ok ok ok you're gonna have to narrow this down for me... 20:49 Was it this Sam? 20:50 Type a message
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    Movie - 51% 21:18 Was it this Sam? 20:50 This Sam? AD 20:50 ausau roveie Se e
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    Text - 21:18 51% )) This Sam? 20:50 Or this Sam? 20:50 I'm not going to lie, I'll be very dissapointed if it's the first Sam. He's my favourite. You can keep the other two. 20:51 Wtf is wrong with you? 20:52 Do you honestly think youre funny? sres tes t ' ww m www GemaiRketsi Ses t r etan rni
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    Text - 21:18 51% Wtf is wrong with you? 20:52 Do you honestly think youre funny? 20:52 This whole situation is funny! 20:53 And I'm hilarious! 20:53 I'm Batman. 20:53 So youre boyfriend cheats on you. He makes me pregnant and youre making jokes! 20:54 I should known youre crazy to stay Type a message
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    Text - 21:18 51% So youre boyfriend cheats on you. He makes me pregnant and youre making jokes! 20:54 I should known youre crazy to stay with a guy like sam. I mean he didnt even tske me to nice food places he took me to the spur! And if youre happy with those standards then i suppose you must be crazy 20:56 #sigh 20:56 First things first... you're you are 20:57 Your belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing. "what is your name?" 2. belonging to or assoc
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    Face - 21:18 51% Food places is usually referred to as restaurants 20:59 Secondly... I agree with you on the Spur thing. That's just rediculous! 20:59 He should've taken you to McDonald's...because it sounds like you could really do with a Happy Meal right about now. 21:00 Do you think youre funny? 21:01 I think I' m adorable. 01.01 Type a message
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    Text - 21:18 51% I want Sam! I want to speak to Sam. Do you have him? 21:01 Have him? Like in the boot of my car? 21:02 Yes! And I'm going to keep him there untill he's done with his pregnant making ways!! 21:02 Wtf is wrong with you? 21:03 YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT THEY THINK YOU'RE SERIBU Type a message VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Face - 21:18 51% +2 Stop the freaking supernatural jokes! 21:03 "Let's talk about something other than Supernatural." 21:04 I'm sorry I don't understand... 21:04 Wait... 21:04 T'll wait. 21:05 Still waiting... 21:11 Are you trying to break Sam out of my car? 21.10 Type a message
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    Text - 21:18 51% Are you trying to break Sam out of my car? 21:12 I think i have the wrong number 24 21:13 21:13 Im sorry 21:13 Well not as sorry as Sam's going to be 21:14 What do you mean? 21:14 He's still in the boot of my car...what am I going to do with him now? He's been wrongfully accused!? 21:15 09-28 Type a message
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    Text - 21:19 51% 21:13 Im sorry 21:13 Well not as sorry as Sam's going to be 21:14 What do you mean? 21:14 He's still in the boot of my car...what am I going to do with him now? He's been wrongfully accused!? 21:15 Youre a psycho 21:15 That's probably true 21:15 So listen this has been fun but you should go to bed. Because 9 months from now...you'll never sleep again 21:16 Bitch 21:16 Jerk 21:16 Type a message

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