There Seems to be a Flaw in Your Fool-Proof Scissor Security

Customer complains about internet speed, but it turns out they were getting faster speeds than they were paying for, gets slower internet than they started with: 'It's even worse than it was before!' 1

'I've never been caught': Worker confesses to leaving job site while nobody is watching, stirring controversy and sparking discussion in online community 2

Electric company ordered to pay more than a million dollars in damages over farmer's fence after refusing to compensate him: 'He would have gladly settled [for] $10K' 3

'Their house was the wrong color': HOA forces couple to repaint their freshly painted house, couple chooses brightest paint possible 4

Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward' 5

'We emailed back and forth trying to understand why we were being fined': HOA spends 4+ years suing tenant who insist they're "misappropriating our funds" 6

Top 20 Dad Jokes of the Week: 'My wife says I should do more lunges to be in shape. That would be a big step forward' 1

'The look on her face when she opened that burger was priceless': 20+ Petty ways that fast food employees got back at their most entitled customers 2

'We emailed back and forth trying to understand why we were being fined': HOA spends 4+ years suing tenant who insist they're "misappropriating our funds" 3

Developer embarrasses new boss and gets foolish "no overtime" policy overturned by adhering strictly to it: 'Well, it's 4:30. That's my 8 hours. I'll see you tomorrow' 4

'Figure out how to grow up at 53': Man-baby lives rent-free for 53 years by mooching off of his parents and then gets left with no inheritance when Dad wises up to a lifetime of freeloading 5

Family of Karens hog the building elevator, neighbor makes sure they stop on every floor: 'They don't know it was me' 6