Blow the Candles and Make a Wish. For a Fire Extinguisher, for Example

'The exact apartment he had for $150 is now $2,400': Hardworking Gen Xer gives his dad a wakeup call after getting criticized for not being a homeowner 1

Coworker does vacant manager's position for a year under guise of promotion: '[They] resigned because, surprise!.. It didn't happen' 2

'Let the newbie fail': Finance worker stunned that new hire refuses to learn because they're "not the boss" 3

Boss refuses to give in to employee's demands until they quit: 'He is scrambling. He has no one to fill my position' 4

Mooching in-laws order luxurious meals expecting everyone to 'split the bill evenly', earning a free serving of petty revenge at the next birthday dinner: 'Never splitting the bill again' 5

'You're about to be real short-staffed': Overworked employees take on extra shifts only for management to announce they are cutting the bonus pay so they can hire more staff 6

'There is no world where $250 was an appropriate offer': Choosing beggar demands to buy $2K tires on marketplace for $250, owner makes him work for it 1

'You're about to be real short-staffed': Overworked employees take on extra shifts only for management to announce they are cutting the bonus pay so they can hire more staff 2

'There is nothing to sue': HOA board member bothers family about fees after matriarch's passing, family sells house against his will 3

'A lady... brought in an entire rotisserie chicken to watch "Infinity War"': 30+ Unexpected movie theater snacks that viewers snuck past concession stand employees 4

'When he stepped on the banana peel, his body flew forward': 20+ Childhood memories that had no business being this funny 5

'He's your son, not mine': Woman adds veggies to every meal to prevent roommate's kid from eating it, roommate responds ‘we need food’ 6