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Kid Demands Free Merch, Freaks Out When Company Sends Him Demolished Skateboard

Companies are always getting random requests for free stuff on Instagram. You'd expect when someone asks for free stuff, they'd be sort of polite about it, but this kid had the nerve to make demands, and eventually threats. So the company decided to have a little bit of fun with it. Sometimes companies get stupid inquiries and get sassy with it, like thisguy who got in a row with a treasurer who didn't understand a payment plan.

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    It all started on Instagram

    spoiled kid - Text - Hey can I have a free board? We don't usually do that, but we have some 8.5's that we can give away Actually I skate an 8 We don't have any 8's just 8.5 But you said I can have it Yes if you want the 8.5 you can have it Actually I said I want an 8! We can get you an 8 for $40, plus shipping.
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    spoiled kid - Text - Actually you said it would be free No, we can give you an 8.5 free. Also, you'd probably still need to pay shipping. Actually you'll send me an 8 for free. You'll pay for shipping too. No? Actually you meant to say yes. I don't want to get my lawyers involved. A lawyer would cost more than just buying a board? Actually you'll have to pay for the court fees too when we win
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    spoiled kid - Text - Look I'm done trying. You can't have the 8.5 either Actually I can.
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    And then it moved to email!

    spoiled kid - Text - Fuck you Show quoted text ANSWER ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT Thanks, Show quoted text
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    spoiled kid - Text - Whatever I'm reporting you as fraud right now! Thanks, Actually, Please just send us an address. We will even through in a hat just for the misunderstanding , we've decided to send a free board. I am so sorry we were so rude to you T hope you will forgive us.
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    spoiled kid - What we actaully sent
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    spoiled kid - Plastic - DannyBoy
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    spoiled kid - Text - Good. We deserve that hat for the stress this whole ordeal has caused us. I like the Joker Hat, as it is the best hat you carry Send that hat as well as the 8 size deck My address is, It better be here soon! Thanks,
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    spoiled kid - Text - Ok we have sent it through UPS. The tracking number is: I will email again soon to make sure you got it Sorry again.
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    spoiled kid - Font - It should arrive today. Did you get it? Show quoted text No not yet. Thanks,
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    spoiled kid - Text - JUST GOT THE HAT AND THE BOARD. WHAT THE ACTUAL A CK YOU PIECE OF SH ASSH LE CT B CH PISSY EATING AUTISTIC FKTARD!!!???!!! THIS NIGHTMARE FULL OF A HAT MADE MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER CRY!! SHE'S GOING TO NEED THERAPY NOW TO GET OVER THE TRAUMA!! YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE EVEN MADE THAT HAT, TO BEGIN WITH, YOU PIECE OF SHT MOTHER FCKER!!!
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    spoiled kid - Text - Understood. Sorry for the trouble. Please feel free to purchase anything you may want in the future. Thanks"
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    And then he claimed to be someone else.

    spoiled kid - Text - to me To whom it may concern, It has recently been made clear to me that your company promised my son a free board, and then retracted that promise. I understand that requesting something other than the 8.5 board you offered him. That was wrong of him, and after speaking to him he is willing to accept the 8.5 instead of the 8 he desperately wanted. acted out of line in
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    spoiled kid - Text - HiD Ido not remember promising your son a free board. Do you have any evidence that someone in our company may have offered this to him?
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    spoiled kid - Text - τυτηE Hello, Yes, I do, there is this conversation between your company and J on Instagram 2. I am sure you can find His user name is su it on your end as well. As you can see, he was clearly told he could have an 8.5 for free. Please let me know how I can receive this board for my son. He is a good kid, he deserves it Thank you,
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    spoiled kid - Text - Ah yes, that kid. Sorry, we will not be providing a free board for him under any circumstances. You can buy one for full price directly from our website if you still want one. They are $40, plus shipping. Of course, shipping is free if you buy more than $50 If merchandise kate com
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    spoiled kid - Text - really think he deserves the free board you promised him. Not giving a free board would be fraud, and I would hate to report your company as fraudulent Also, think about how many people will get your product in front of when you give it to him! You will be making so much money from all the new sales he brings in! When you think about it like that, you should be paying him to ride your board. Thanks
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    spoiled kid - Text - No. We are not giving him a free skateboard under any circumstances. This behavior cannot be rewarded. As a company, we expect better from the skate community then the way your son spoke to us.
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    spoiled kid - Text - Wow, you're being such a fucking asshole. He is a child that made a mistake, and now you are refusing to give him what he is rightly owed. Please forward this to your supervisor. We are going to get you fired. Also we're still going to report fraud even if you give us a board just to teach you a lesson! Unless of course, you give us something else in addition to a free board. Perhaps a hat? Thank you,
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    spoiled kid - Text - Report us as fraud then. I do not care. I am not giving you any free gear. We will not be responding further to your emails. Also, I own the company EAT MY P SY LITTLE E CH BOY Thanks,
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