20 Daft Headlines to Meet Your Laugh Deadline

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Eric Lund
Jun 23, 2019 8:00 PM EDT

So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.

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    funny headlines - Text - JAY CRONLEY One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers he other afternoon, a man and a woman came to my door.
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    funny headlines - Newspaper - The Chinse ig ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines
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    funny headlines - Text - |Rooms with broken air conditioners are hot DeTtor PSE PRSS Overweight kids may not be eating
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    funny headlines - Text - ON TEENAGERS, ADULT: tatistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25 Mary Ae Tbe Reaine star senstr Ccomriued by Hary . Pue) Cel Springs MONDAY DECEMBER 1999
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    funny headlines - Text - get a httie With a manual or automatic transmission, the front-wheel- drive Fiesta sedan comes as a sedan or hatchback. Sedan trims comprise the S. SE or ulu Advertiser SEL; the hatchback comes as an SE or SES. Click here to compare them. Advertisercom published every Sunday Kinetic Styling Another automaker, another buzzword. Hyundai calls its design ethos "fluidic sculp- ture" Ford makes a big deal
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    funny headlines - Vehicle - NTONEWS WIN this luxury Lexus worth $47,000 EdSI Man arrested after cops spot suspiciously small package in his undies FULL STORY PARKING METER MAIDS FOR DARWIN STREETS P3 tyle everytng rs Beilanck Fort
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    funny headlines - History - Margaret Lupp examinesa few of the bags aavailable for biding Senior Center holds Old Bag Sale
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    funny headlines - Text - 999 Fire crews called after smoke seen in sky - turned out to be cloud
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    funny headlines - Font - Wednesday 3 May 2006 Observer A nuclear explosion would be a disaster A CHERNOBYL-style explosion at Oldbory nuclear by Lucy Parkinson
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    funny headlines - Font - Exclusive To All Newspapers DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED A SERIES of previously un seen CCTV images have revealed that Diaa was alive and well before she was tragically lilled in Paris, ten ago INSIDE Do you thik D is dea? Ove you seen her in Moroco? Cal npw 0900 000 0000 if not, ca: 0900 000 0000 Cals t (ont 94
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    funny headlines - Text - Policeman loses nose in circumcision ceremony JOHANNESBURG: A traditional cir cision ceremony in South Africa went over the weekend when an unsuspe policeman had his nose bitten off. Miracle cure kills fifth patient By The Associated Press
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    funny headlines - Text - Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs bugs Anthracnose continues to d velop on many green ash, oak a maple trees. Smalll spots a blosches are the typical symptor and are often accompanied defoliation. NOTE: Do not co By Wayne Hansen Redwood Co. Extension Edocator "I've got these bugs that look like ants with wings flying around my house. What are they and how do I get rid of them?" Your health Body odor can be controlled by bathing
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    funny headlines - Text - Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats
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    funny headlines - Text - Newest residents are from elsewhere More people move into Oregon than move out By Laura Fosmire saean mal What is that magical element Oregon has that makes people want to live here? The environ-
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    funny headlines - Text - Rooms with broken air conditioners are hot The Overweight kids may not be eating enough, study says nearly 90% of chldren scored marginal or unaceceptable on physical fitness tests On aver- A Texas atudy finds that age, they were wateching 3 BJAN ARVS MOLAROH ainn
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    funny headlines - Text - CDAY APEIL 22,209 World Bank says poor need more money
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