Couples Describe Their Dirty Talk and Excuse Me While I Scream Into a Pillow

These videos of regular people describing their sex are very uncomfortable. Mainly because at least one half of each couple would rather jump off a building than talk about this stuff.

I can't say that I blame them.

Ok. Tips for looking cool during intercourse:

Mouth closed
Eyes open — No blinking
Heavy breathing — THROUGH YOUR NOSE ONLY

If only these couples could just be honest and admit that this is everyone's "O" face.

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