16 Fake Science Facts About Animals You Will Need To Read More Than Once

Real science sure is great but most of the time, it's way too serious. That's where Fake Science comes in. People can't stop sharing the hilarious science posters that explain genetics and cosmology in less than accurate terms. 

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    animal facts - Text - HATCH FACTS! After an egg hatches, the chick only needs 4 minutes to regret its decision to enter this terrible world we live in. The shell itself can be a delicious it will melt in your mouth treat after just a few weeks. - To break through the shell, the chick only has its beak and a single explosive charge. Now that this chick has hatched, it can take revenge on the family of farmers that seasoned, fried, and ate his mother.
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    animal facts - Adaptation - With just a little hard work, you can actually train your cats to do whatever they feel like doing. atsta K MILK
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    animal facts - Cartoon - Don't feed squirrels in the park. Instead, give them the cash they can use to buy their own food.
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    animal facts - Vertebrate - Science's best theories about DALMATIAN SPOTS - Camouflage so nobody realizes how delicious they are (taste just like bison nuggets breaded with Fritos) - Dogs wanted just one more thing to lord over cats - Seventeen words: Crazy night in Cabo San Lucas between a rottweiler, a zebra, and a spilled bottle of ink.
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    animal facts - Geological phenomenon - THOUGH SCIENTISTS BELIEVE LAVA-DRINKING MADE THE DINOSAURS GO EXTINCT, IT WAS A DELICIOUS WAY TO GO.
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    animal facts - Motor vehicle - Zoo tips TO HAVE FUN AND LEARN 1) Do not feed the prairie dogs Dippin' Dots. Have you seen what it does to them, to their formerly cute bodies? Have you seen the engorged torso of a prairie dog that has tasted the ice cream of the future and knows the only thing to pair with it is the blood of humans? Have you watched children run from a mob of eight-foot tall prairie dogs who seek blood sauce for thier Dippin' Dots sundae? 2) Take pictures! ZO0
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    animal facts - Canidae - CONSTELLATIONS Constellations are great if you look at the majesty and mystery of the universe and say, "I want to think about dogs instead."
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    animal facts - Carpenter ant - These ants are using their "feelers" to communicate how disgusting it is that they communicate with "feelers."
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    animal facts - Bird - The Mockingbird imitates other birds well. But when imitating humans, it over-relies on its Christopher Walken impression.
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    animal facts - Text - STANDARD VET PROCEDURE - Twenty minutes licking each dog - 3 hours of paperwork to make sure pig isn't human - Cuddling (billed at discount) - Pretending people who own snakes aren't weird
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    animal facts - Text - SPOT THE GOOFS in this dinosaur illustration 1) Dinosaur A is talking to Dinosaur B about politics, but most dinosaurs were apolitical 2) The Star Spangled Banner is playing incredibly loudly in the background, but it hadn't actually been written yet. 3) None of the dinosaurs are kissing, even though all of these dinosaurs are super hot. 4) In the lower left corner, you can see a signature. Pens didn't exist at the time.
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    animal facts - Product - Raising a squirrel as your child We all know about the trend of squirreldopting here's how to do it well Before you teach your squirrel basic arithmetic, make sure it has a strong foundation in "biting things while looking scared." If your squirrel refuses to get in its stroller, try adding wheels to a tree. Some squirrels are hesitant to spend hours a day watching premium film and television In this case, use tranquilizers so they can understand the right way to live
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    animal facts - Primate - PRIMATES Many primates can grab with both their hands and feet, so they should feel even worse than humans about doing so little with their lives
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    animal facts - Text - Signs of Spring 1) Snowmen disappear as children forge new men from pollen and spit. 2) The birds and the bees, right? (Just in case you don't know, the birds and bees breed and make baby beebirds.) 3) Millions discover their depression had nothing to do with winter. Baby chicks and duck come together to kill the geese. Let's hope they succeed.
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    animal facts - Text - NATURE'S TRAGEDIES The mountain goat's dream of becoming "the beach goat" never came true, despite its perfect board shorts.
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    animal facts - Land vehicle - One of the biggest mistakes of fire safety? Forgetting bear safety. UB 12-48 12
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