Randy And Evi Quaid Arrested In Canada By An "Actual Tall Midget"
It was an actual tall midget.
That's who arrested actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi in Canada today. We don't know what they did, but it couldn't be any worse than their previous sexcapades.
Evi did what any sane person would do after the incident—blame Canada.
I hate the sexist pigs and corrupt gov of Canada and renounce the crap citizenship I was given in 2010 pic.twitter.com/ykWJ0pBfxm
— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015i love that Canada needs to learn how to wake up and criticize its crappy government
ps we got arrested by an actual tall midget
— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015Canadians are brainwashed at birth with Canadian pride that's why people think they are so fucking dumb
— Evi Quaid (@EviQuaid) October 7, 2015The couple posted this bizarre video right before the arrest where they talk about Hillary Clinton's email scandal, toast to their wedding anniversary and complain about Canada some more.
Wow, Quaids. Just wow.