No One Was Fapping During the Release of Fallout 4
Starting between 4 and 5 am on November 10th, Pornhub saw a 10% dip in traffic among gamers that lasted until around 3 pm. It dipped again sharply from 6 pm - 9 pm, when things shot back up to normal. Put simply, we were all to busy playing Fallout 4 to whip out our other joysticks. Pornhub VP Corey Price isn't mad about it though. He told VentureBeat that "as huge fans of the game, we can’t say we blame anyone for swapping Pornhub time for some Pip-Boy surfing instead. We would have done the same."
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