When You Really Don't Want to Touch a Public Toilet, You Gotta Hover(board)

'I... start calling in absent "just in case"': Employee calls in absent for work every single day for 11 years after bosses scold them for being 22 seconds late 1

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 2

'His old workplace suddenly had a lot of vacancies': Construction CEO replaces company leader for his work performance, leader poaches CEO's employees for his own new business 3

'I was the lucky person tasked with "printing the intranet"': 30+ Employees share their funniest facepalm moments at the workplace 4

'Now they are all "my" leaves': Homeowner gets back at leaf collection company who left their leaves on their neighbor's curb 5

'The GM did say he didn't care how I did my job': Hotel employee automates job to just one click after being denied a raise 6

'His story didn't add up': Lawyer "Uno Reverses" client after he tries to throw him under the bus 1

'One guy [complained] that his coworker was mimicking his get up [...] said that it's identity theft': 20+ ridiculous complaints as told by HR 2

'Go somewhere else!': Karen makes a scene about the prices at the nail salon, refuses to pay, other customers defend the owner 3

'You could probably get the yarn for a LOT less': Customer advises blanket creator to lower prices and respond to messages faster 4

'Mom was going to keep having her arrested as long as she could': Disgruntled family gets back at tyrant school principal by having her "arrested" 5

'I might get fired and I don't really care': Employee claps back at customer who throws $1 in quarters at his face, shop owner throws out GMs write-up 6