I Can Has Cheezburger?

New Evidence Confirms That Cats Are Indeed Assholes (17 Pieces Of Evidence)

  • 1

    "I couldn’t figure out why the fabric felt wet but he’s got the thread running through his teeth as I sew. Gross"

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  • 2

    "Responded to some late-night screaming from the cat. Turns out her dry food was all pushed up against the sides of the bowl and she’s out of wet food. Obvious crisis."

    Black
  • 3

    "I am chaos. You want things pretty? Not in my house."

    Cat
  • 4

    "Found a nice warm spot to sit on."

    Cat
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  • 5

    Security drone

  • 6

    "Before-the-attack eyes"

    Canidae
  • 7

    Be gone

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  • 8

    "Two vandals broke one of the flower pots in my driveway this morning. Bet they didn't realise I have CCTV"

  • 9

    Represent

    Cat - No one: My cat at 5am: LET ME PLAY YOU A SONG CALLED "THERE IS NO FOOD IN MY FUCKING BOWL!"
  • 10

    Because why not chew on this thread spool?

    Sewing machine - Computerized C T eceses MyC
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  • 11

    "My cat used the stairs when the primer was drying. Years later the paw print is still there."

    Wood with paw print
  • 12

    "Pico de Gallo is angry because we know she keeps hogging her moms milk from her siblings.

    Cat that keeps hogging the milk from fellow kittens
  • 13
    Cat - NoW I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night
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  • 14

    "Asshole escapes from house and gets stuck - then demands to be rescued immediately!"

    Roof
  • 15

    "To shreds, you say?"

    Cat
  • 16

    "My sister is babysitting my cat, Benny. He’s very demanding."

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  • 17

    "Just trying to get a little work done here..."

  • 18

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