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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong

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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Stop being dumb assholes
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Life is cruel and then you die
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I put the 'die' in 'diet'
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Hell isn't when you die, Hell starts from the day you're born
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Me come to Hell we have all this good stuff Also me Satan @s8n Stop being assholes it's getting crowded down here
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Hitting the floor after getting kicked out of Heaven was the last time I truly felt anything
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n If you ever feel lonely just summon me and I'll be your friend
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I got one question for y'all What the fuck is wrong with you?
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Going to church for one day of the week doesn't cancel out all the sinning you've done for the rest of it.
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    White - Satan Follow @s8n shitty day, shitty life.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Life is the worst thing that ever happened to me
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    White - Satan Follow @s8n Hey you, yes you Fuck you
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I'm glad God kicked me out, that place was so boring
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Sinning the pain away
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Don't forget to sin this weekend.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Love who you want, you'll all end up in Hell anyways
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Happiness doesn't exist
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I need a lifetime break from life
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Anxiety so high it's nearly in Heaven
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Wearing all black in the summer is a power move
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I don't tell people to 'go to Hell' because it's where I work and I'd rather not see them everyday for eternity.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Can someone rule over Hell for a while? I need a vacation.

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