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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Stop being dumb assholes
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Life is cruel and then you die
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I put the 'die' in 'diet'
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Hell isn't when you die, Hell starts from the day you're born
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Me come to Hell we have all this good stuff Also me Satan @s8n Stop being assholes it's getting crowded down here
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Hitting the floor after getting kicked out of Heaven was the last time I truly felt anything
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n If you ever feel lonely just summon me and I'll be your friend
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I got one question for y'all What the fuck is wrong with you?
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Going to church for one day of the week doesn't cancel out all the sinning you've done for the rest of it.
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    White - Satan Follow @s8n shitty day, shitty life.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Life is the worst thing that ever happened to me
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    White - Satan Follow @s8n Hey you, yes you Fuck you
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I'm glad God kicked me out, that place was so boring
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Sinning the pain away
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Don't forget to sin this weekend.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Love who you want, you'll all end up in Hell anyways
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Happiness doesn't exist
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I need a lifetime break from life
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Anxiety so high it's nearly in Heaven
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Wearing all black in the summer is a power move
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n I don't tell people to 'go to Hell' because it's where I work and I'd rather not see them everyday for eternity.
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    Text - Satan Follow @s8n Can someone rule over Hell for a while? I need a vacation.
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