This Air Guitar Is the Best Thing for Sale on Craigslist
The description really completes this Craigslist listing:
Reluctantly parting with this awesome vintage air guitar. My uncle saw some dude in the audience playing this at a Thin Lizzie concert back in the 70s. Long story short, my uncle ended up trading the dude a lid of Acapulco gold for it and then gave it to me about 20 years ago. I've taken it to more concerts than I can remember and always get great comments about it. It's definitely a chick magnet, especially if you're working the has-been tour circuit (Rick Springfield, Bon Jovi, Kansas, Cheap Trick, whatever). The only reason I'm selling is to fund my lifelong dream of an overseas snipe hunt. Otherwise I'd never let this one go. No lowball offers or scams please.
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