Three Cheers for These Senior Quotes By Triplets

Update: 'You should fire us! Ok.': Client suggests ending fifty year relationship with small trucking business, they take their advice and dismantle their client's network 1

'I'm calling the land owners!': Furious Karen demands snowboarding teen be 'banned for life,' until she realizes who owns the property 2

'He tried to ruin my chances': Employee poached by new company with double the salary, old boss calls company and tries to sabotage employee 3

Job seeker ends interview early after learning they've been hiding a below-market rate 4

'I live here!': Karen parks in family's driveway and tries to pretend it's her house 5

'I need the [pizzas] now! The party is today!': Party hosts bewildered by pizza place who can't give them pizzas to feed their guests 6

30+ Graffiti goobers who couldn't resist some silly little vandalism 1

Update: 'Let's escalate directly to the head of HR': Boss defends tech worker from absurd policy violation 2

Job seeker ends interview early after learning they've been hiding a below-market rate 3

'What the HOA did was blatant fraud': Ex-wife vindictively signs dude's house up to neighborhood HOA, he sues them both 4

'I'm calling the land owners!': Furious Karen demands snowboarding teen be 'banned for life,' until she realizes who owns the property 5

'Hire me and then I’ll leave': Entitled Karen barges into office and demands job, security guards take her away 6