Grimes' Bizarre 'Training Regimen' Has People Both Confused And Concerned

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Jul 18, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

We all know Grimes as the weird Canadian singer who's dating the always-cringey Elon Musk - but this time, she may have out-cringed ol' Musky.

Grimes recently partnered with Adidas in a campaign where she described her "training regimen" in an Instagram post, stating that she has a "360 approach." Apparently this "360 approach" includes screaming sessions and an "experimental surgery" that supposedly eliminates her seasonal depression. Why Adidas picked Grimes of all people to launch a fitness-related campaign, we'll never understand.

No one's really certain whether Grimes is being serious or not with this completely over-the-top stunt, but honestly given how weird she is as a person, we kind of think she is...

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    Instagram - "Grimes ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regimen ? GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium etc. This helps promote ATP and it's incredibly visceral. From that point spend 2-4 hours in my deprivation tank, this allows me to "astro-glide" to other dimensions - past, present, and future. In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting"
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    Instagram - triceps as well as a few tricks. To wind down from this I spend 30-45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4-4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC's (which is my preferred range for my blood type) I've outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna."
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    Instagram - "Maximizes vocal proficiency. I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression. I go to bed with a humidifier on."
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    Meme - 'Me Explaining Things to My Mom" - "Grimes explaining her training regime which involves astro-gliding and experimental eye Adidas"
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    Text - Hiba Tahir hhtahir Grimes be like CAN'T HAVE SEASONAL DEPRESSION penin M IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE SUN 12:19 PM - 16 Jul 2019
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    Text - Chuck Wendig ChuckWendig GWYNETH: "Who... who are you?" GRIMES: "I am future you." GWYNETH: "But you're younger than me." GRIMES: "I'm future past you." GWYNETH: "Wh. What?" GRIMES: "I am Goop 2.0. And I am here to kill John Connor." 8:50 AM - 16 Jul 2019
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    Text - Anna Cafolla @AnnaCafolla wow Grimes same??? I then spend 45 minutes stretching before heading into the studio where my mind and body are functioning at peak level, with a neuroplastic goal between 57.5 and 71.5 AphC's (which is my preferred range for my blood type). I've outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light. It is pretty much 1000 sqf IR Sauna. Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal profic
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    Text - Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos The real question about the Adidas/Grimes thing is why someone at Adidas thought "who represents fitness and athletics.. ah yes, Grimes"
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    People - Cadence Weapon cadenceweapon Grimes in the studio 7:17 AM - 16 Jul 2019
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    Text - peter @slimthiccest let's ask grimes how she escaped from area 51 so we can get a better plan on how to raid it 11:17 AM -16 Jul 2019 from Chapel Hill, NC
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    Text - Hannah Woodhead @goodjobliz Me: I'm depressed Grimes: Have you tried removing part of your eyeball Anna Cafolla GAnnaCafolla wow Grimes same??? 5:05 AM- 16 Jul 2019
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    Eating - nicole boyce nicolewboyce adidas .03 seconds after asking grimes about her training regiment 6:33 AM - 16 Jul 2019
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