17 Relatable Marriage Memes & Tweets For Anyone Who's Said 'I Do'

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    Text - keith @KeetPotato [whispers] "don't tell my wife i made bacon in the toaster" my wife: [getting out car] "what the hell happened?!" all 6 firemen: "he made bacon in the toaster"
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    Text - The Dad BriefsTM Follow @SladeWentworth My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight.
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    Text - you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it
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    Text - Troy Johnson troyjohnson Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home. RETWEETS LIKES 1,385 2,432
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    Male - SOMETIMES, EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I WAKE UP AND LOOK OVER AT MY WIFE SLEEPING PEACEFULLY BESIDE ME AND THINK, "MAN IS SHE LUCKY".
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    Text - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland We put new shelves in the garage and have talked for 3 days about what a game changer they are. This is peak marriage
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    Text - Simon Holland Follow simoncholland You may be married but you aren't married married until you are in a home furnishings store together and you brought your own tape measure.
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    Countertop - Simon Holland Follow @simoncholland We are three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space. Marriage is wild y'all.
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    Text - jake @squidslippers girls be like "can you get my lip gloss from my purse? just reach in & head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left tl you pass 3 nutrigrain bars & take your next right then head straight & it should be there. if you've hit the 2007 target receipts you've gone too far"
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    Text - Mummy ThatMummyLife Follow Day 2,098 of marriage: Husband still doesn't know where the Tupperware lives
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    Plastic - What Happens When I Send My Husband To The Store And There's An lce Cream Sale Facebook.com/listables.co RAL ARRRS etea CancreexE Pin stitla Pint Pintt C NLE BUZS RRY SENGZERE
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    Floor - WELCOME BEWARE OF WIFE KIDS AND PETS ARE ALSO SHADY HUSBAND IS COOL
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