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18 Super Weird Facts About Living Creatures That No One Asked For

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    Insect - Termites fart so much that their farts actually contribute to global warming.
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    Mammal - Opossums have 13 nipples, arranged in a circle of 12 with one in the middle.
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    Terrestrial animal - Did you know there's a species of ant native to Chile nicknamed "the panda ant"?
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    Vertebrate - Vultures are bald so that they can stick their heads up other animals' buttholes to eat them from the inside out.
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    Harvestmen - Harvestmen, known to the world as daddy long legs, predate the dinosaurs.
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    Elephant - An elephant can use it's massive penis as a "fifth leg" to prop itself up, swat flies, and even scratch itches. 11
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    Insect - The water boatman is a bug that can make a sound as loud as a symphony orchestra by rubbing its penis against its abdomen.
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    Insect - Funnel-Web spiders Australian are capable of biting through shoes and fingernails.
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    Insect - Male bed bugs don't bother with vaginas when mating. Instead, the male will simply stab the female in the abdomen with his penis and ejaculate into her body cavity.
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    Adaptation - Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi, also known as the hippo butt leech, is a leech that exclusively attaches itself to hippo butthole. It spends its life sucking hippo butt until it dies and falls off.
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    Guinea pig - When excited, guinea pigs will often run around and hop wildly into the air. This is called "popcorning."
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    Insect - Mosquitoes prefer people with type O blood.
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    Marine mammal - Whale vaginas are about as tall and wide as a king size bed, and deep as a double decker bus.
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    Organism - Scientists in Dallas, Texas fed a saltwater/peanut butter mix to jellyfish, who unexpectedly ate and even thrived on it. "We just wanted to make peanut butter and jellyfish simply to see if it could be done," the researchers write. Turns out it can.
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    Mammal - During hibernation, bears don't poop at all, yet somehow convert their waste into protein in a process that still baffles scientists to this day.
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    Text - Due to highly efficient kidneys that can filter out the salt, cats are capable of drinking seawater.
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    Fish - Female brown trout will fake orgasms to avoid actually mating with inferior males.
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    millipedes - Millipedes will sing and give back rubs to relax their partner while mating.


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