Our Users Reveal What Profession Their Cats Would Have In The Real World

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Jul 31, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

And they're absolutely BRILLIANT! Thank you to everyone who participated in our Facebook challenge the other day! We asked our viewers to tell us what their cat's profession would be if they were to have one, and the responses were all amazing. 

Here are the top 30 responses! 

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    Cat - IF YOUR CAT HAD A PROFESSION... WHAT WOULD IT BE?
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    Cat - Francesca Pivetta A fridge surveyor. Extremely accurate and super furry for extra long inspections 42
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    Text - Top Fan Zmarie Marie l once had a cat that was very therapeutic as well as a great masseuse. D 11 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Top Fan Linda Huff MY Tortie cat, Dolly Anne , would be an Engineer. She's extremely interested in how things work. MY cat Sandy would be a nurse or some kind of healer. She's very sympathetic when I don't feel good and tries to make me feel better with cat kisses and staying by me while purring loudly. Julie Anne Would be an actor and Izzie might be a bouncer or a body guard 6 Like Reply Message 12h
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    Text - Top Fan Carrie Bryan What do you mean, if she had a profession? My Pixie is the CEO* of PixiesQuilts (baby and lap quilts on commission, and high-end pot holders online and at craft fairs). She is also the proprietor of Chez Pixie Fine Dining and Baths, the hottest new avian restaurant and birdbath in Midland, WA. *CEO=Cuddle Expert, Obviously 7 Like Reply Message 11h
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    Cat - Top Fan Hillary Gilfand DMV Employee. That look clearly says "Try to imagine how much I care..."! 33 Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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    Text - Jennifer Burton Seamstress. She sits up all night to sew her fur into my clothes so they'll never come out. 22 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Cat - Top Fan Miriam Cano Cat burglar. Has 7 toes on each of his front paws, and literally picks my pocket like a boss. G 13 Like Reply Message 13h Edited
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    Cat - Kerri McDougall Coco would be a professional napper! 29 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Top Fan Bet Mulligan Outdoor event organizer. Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Top Fan Flora Mentry Loobey 2 of them would be professional wrestlers. Their mom would be a crabby librarian. Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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    Product - Sue Waters Sakura would be a scratchee. Any and all who come upon her would be required to give her scratches! 4 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Casey Meserve Plumber, baker and crazy cat lady. One loves the sink, one makes kitty bread on everything and the third is just nuts. Like Reply Message 14h
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    Cat - Emily Elizabeth Grayson (top left) and Midge (top right) would be ghost hunters! Lillie (bottom) would be a food taster. Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Top Fan Jen Lavrich An assasin. She puts that one paw on you as she's climbing on you when your trying to sleep and my god, the pain. She knows how to put all that 9 pounds into a 900 pound, size of a dime paw 12 Like Reply Message 15h Edited .
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    Text - John O'Connor He's lazy and does nothing. Therefore, he would be a perfect senator or congressman. 23 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Alex Skye Mine would be a private investigator...because he is bloody excellent at following me around day and night. 20 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Erik Eduardo Martinez Bustos Quality testing mastery in the food and bed industries. A more fancy way to say: "He just eats and sleeps" 12 Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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    Cat - Top Fan Craig Witkowski Pixel would be a "Pawfessional" model Can't resist her when she offers her tummy! Like Reply Message 14h Edited
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    Text - Sarah Sydloski Lulu would definitely be a cruise director/tour guide. Keeping time folks... keep it moving... look at me, raise your hand if you see me. Ok. Onward to my food people 4 Like Reply Message 13h
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    Text - Top Fan Rick Merritt Opera singer. According to his all night concerts in my hallway. 15 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Cat - Rachel Bislich And my baby Luna doesnt have her career set yet. But she has promise in comedy 7 Like Reply Message 15h
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    Text - Jennifer Whyman Uber driver or tv installer or pizza delivery. Anything that would give her access to murder victims because that's what she loves best. 4 Like Reply Message 13h
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    Cat - Kelly Parker Weinberger Shukura would be the worlds most unassuming assassin... you would never expect it... 12 Like Reply Message 14h
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    Cat - Top Fan Ruth Armijo-Carlson Inner city school substitute teacher 7 Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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    Dog - Nancy W. LeBlanc CATegory 0 Hurricanes Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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    Text - Jamey O'Neal Billy would be a bouncer at a neighborhood Irish bar known for great sausages at lunch and a rowdy night life. He'd be everyone's bud, and break up brawls after a couple of swings-just enough so that everyone can save face without anyone getting hurt. He'd be well known for pounding back dark beers, sausages and pickles by the handful, getting too excited over his sports teams winning, and chatting up all the ladies and falling asleep just before closing 33 Like Reply Message
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    Text - Stacy Abbott My cat is on permanent welfare. Lazy bum! Like Reply Message 15h Edited
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