16 Clever & Passive Aggressive Office Notes That Speak The Damn Truth

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Meeeeesh
Aug 3, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

Office jobs can typically be pretty straight-laced and boring, so it can be tough to find some of that much-needed comedic relief from time to time. Sometimes you've gotta get creative when you want to be petty or start some drama at work, which is why we appreciate these clever people for their expert-level snark!

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    Funny note - "This printer is here temporarily; in the grand scheme of things aren't we all?"
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    Funny note - "People know not to touch my mug It is the one with reindeers on it; We can't help it It's so beautiful"
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    Funny note - "Sorry, WE ARE CLOSE DUE TO SHORT STAFF; Hire taller staff cause I need A taco!"
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    Funny note - "Do I know where Ed is?" [A Flowchart] Is Ed sitting over there? Yes No I don't know There he is!"
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    Funny note - "WARNING THIS MACHINE TAKES YOUR MONEY AND GIVES YOU NOTHING IN RETURN; Just like my ex."
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    Text - PLEASE KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED!!! THANK YOU!! Please don't use Comic Sans-we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand.
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    Text - v SERIE B Coffee Maker not HOT READY ON But has CAUT HO great persenalty 4TION
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    Text - Puase remomber to date the food Cans Thants Tried on 3 occasions to date cans. They only Think of me a friend... as
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    Electronics - 9:37 CLOCK AM/PM RENDER CONVENENCE COONG POPCORN DEAST AUTO/ TM ME COOK 2 3 5 6 www Haudel is Me? broken sMAECnONS VENT ker Spectra 9:3 4-
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    Text - This isn't a door. This is a regular wall. Then how do you explain THIS???
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    Text - SHREDDER NOW IN MAILROOM (ROOM 207) ON IT!!!!!!
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    Drink - UOT ALCEPTIG CHANGE Chanye inenitble! SE Oeal ith it
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    Text - purple marker mss Please rturn it ASAP NOSHI
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    Text - Can you STOP recycle that? The recycling bins are ten steps down the hallway. FALSE STEPS AWAY TISEXACTLY 26
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    Text - If I'nn neT HERE, PLOSE CHECK RECEpTan You weren't there either... Where are you????? We miss you
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    Text - This Door Is Alarmed. WHAT STARTLED IT?
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