Canada of the Day: Land of Rape and Floaters

Call us Floaters and We'll Still Party Harder Than You

Some Americans accidentally invaded Canada this weekend when about 1500 folks in floats got pushed off-course by strong winds, pushing them onto the Ontario side of the St. Clair River in Michigan.

Unwilling to share their Molson, the Canadians insisted on bussing everyone back to the border to U.S. Customs:

It has been crazy busy. Thank you Sarnia Transit. Also thank you Esso & Lanxess. Couldn't have done it without you. pic.twitter.com/a47hmm92QS

— Sarnia Police (@SarniaPolice) August 21, 2016

We can guarantee they kept the party going once they got back on U.S. soil, because #Merica'!




Remember, this is the land that, until recently, was known as the "land of rape and honey."

Oh Canada, you do keep trying, don't you?