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35 of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 7, 2024) 1

Woman keeps $20k in 'friend fund' with 4 other women, refuses to pull out her share to help husband with $60k down payment: 'Your wife sounds financially illiterate' 2

Teacher takes away 5-year-old kindergartener's breakfast for being 'too unhealthy', doesn't give him a replacement: 'My poor boy was so confused and hungry when I got him' 3

21 Best Parenting Memes for Witty Moms and Dads Parenting the Best They Can This Week (September 7, 2024) 4

Regretful 44-year-old retiree laments lifestyle, slams FIRE retirement strategy: 'I would give it all back to be in my early 30s living with roommates' 5

Foster parents pressure 16-year-old foster kid to change his name from Ryder to Ryan, claims his name is too lewd: 'They would like me to strongly consider it so I could have the chance at a professional future' 6

24 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Canceling Plans to Chill at Home This Week (September 6, 2024) 1

35 Memes to Dig Out of the Archives 2

33 Memes That'll Give You Immunity 3

A Bevy of Brilliant Memes 4

'The lottery is a government's scheme used to catch time travelers': Hilarious low-level conspiracy theories that prove anything is possible 5

The Best Marvel Memes of the Week (September 6, 2024) 6