This Guy is Putting Kazakhstan on The Map - For the Wrong Reasons

Let's face it, the average person cannot place Kazakhstan on a map, even if you paid them. But apparently the hijinks that Russians are so famous for all over the internet, also extend to the former USSR's territories turned independent nation-states. This guy took being drunk at the zoo to a whole new level. Now I am sure most of us have at least dreamt about riding a wild safari animal. This guy clearly had a little too much liquid courage in him when he pulled this stunt off. The culprit wasn't caught, but police are searching for him with the intent to press charges. Check out all the juicy details from the stunt, find out how special this particular zoo is, and decide if you might have found your next vacation spot. The animals would sure appreciate it, but I would avoid trying to ride them..

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He CLEARLY Did Not Think This One Through

via Drunk man climbs fence to ride a giraffe at zoo | Metro
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One Second Before Liftoff

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This photo literally captures the split-second before the giraffe launches this guy a in the air before he fails to the ground.
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This Takes 'Hold My Beer" To a Whole New Level

via Drunk man rides giraffe at a zoo | TheSun
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Nice Giraffe, Good Giraffe

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Almost There.....Up and Over....

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He's Done It!

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He's Got This.... But... Wait For it

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Aaaaand ... We Have Blastoff!!

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This Guy is Getting Out of Dodge

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Nope He's Trying Again

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Oooohoohooohoohoohooo.... WIPEOUT! (And Faceplant into the Pole for Extra Fail)

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*Queue Suspenseful Shark Chase Music*.... Duhhhh Duh.... Duhhh.duh....

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Looks like the giraffe finally lost its patience with the guy. Looks like the novelty wore off for it after the first attempt.
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Ok He's Finally Done With This Shtick... Or is He?

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Nah He's Definitely Done... And So is the Giraffe

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