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19 Shower Thoughts That May Ever So Slightly Blow Your Mind

Why is it that our "deepest" thoughts occur when we're doing mundane sh*t like taking a shower? We have no idea, but we'll never get tired of reading other peoples fascinating shower thoughts when we're at our most bored. Try them for size, these shower thoughts could really get your brain up and going.

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    shower thought - Junk food - There are people on this planet that have no idea pizza existss
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    shower thought - Movie - The job of an actor is to pretend they are not an actor.
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    shower thought - Water transportation - Every time arnew ship is put in the water the ocean level slightly increases. anER
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    shower thought - Dog - Dogs are tallerwhen they sit than when they stand.
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    shower thought - People - If you live to be 113,you techni- cally become a teen again
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    shower thought - Text - If you think people are more at- tractive with @tan, you like people slightly cooked.
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    shower thought - Eyewear - As soon as youstart having kids you have to go back to asking your parents if you can go out
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    shower thought - Tennis ball - Your balls probably think you have over a hundred children by now.
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    shower thought - Shelf - Amicrowave Would still be 100% useable if its only button was add 30 seconds ola
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    shower thought - Natural landscape - Weclaim to be the dominant species, but the second a wasp shows up we become it's bitch
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    shower thought - Text - Never laugh at your partner's choices. You are one of them.
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    shower thought - Text - It's annoying when you can't jump in a game but how often do you jump in real life.
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    shower thought - Cash - wwBao Sla8 VED STATES OFAMERICA IN GOD WE TRUST ONE Existingis so expensive 157 A CLEPTES
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    shower thought - Text - It's funny howyou see male models with 6 packs on packag es of 3XL Boxers
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    shower thought - Foot - We can't tickle.ourselves but we're lucky enough to jerk off.
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    shower thought - Bengal tiger - Sinee yawning is contagious someone mighthavestarted an endless yawning.chain without knowing.
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    shower thought - Adaptation - We think of B.C. times in color but think of the 1930s in black and white.
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    shower thought - Text - We will have to remove the Sei-Fi genre from some movies in the future.
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    shower thought - Text - You never realize how loud some- thing is until you try opening the fridge at 3 am.
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