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Dude Pairs His Pokémon GO Collection With Fitting Names for His Girlfriend

When your dedication to catch 'em all becomes so extreme that you start seeing the people around you as actual Pokémon, it might be time to step away from Pokémon GO for awhile. However, if your girlfriend is completely chill with becoming the face of your collection, go for it. But I might rename some of these if you want to keep your testicles... Because if some of these are accurate you won't be doing yourself any favors by giving your Pokemon these names based on her and her behavior. If you thought these names were a riot, you have to check out some of the best unfortunate names that people have been called by their parents. 

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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - CP1047 GF's time of the month SCAG) HP 82/82 1.64m 55.98 kg Bug Height Weight Туре 221556 114 PINSIR CANDY STARDUST 2 2200 POWER UP Fury Cutter Bug X 35 X-Scissor SGAG 49 When GF had a McSpicy SCAG HP 47/47 0.61 m 1.19 kg Poison Height Weight Турe 11 221456 KOFFING CANDY STARDUST 1900 2 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE X SGAG II
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - SGAG CP553 GF choosing what to wear 3GAG) HP 64/64 XS 0.61 m 9.48 kg Water Height Weight Type 221456 51 PSYDUCK CANDY STARDUST 2 2500 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE L CP308 When GF wants something 3GAG LO / 110 HP 0.48 m 4.56kg Normal/ Fairy Height Weight Type 221456 35 JIGGLYPUFF CANDY STARDUST 2 1300 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE SGAG II
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - SGAG CP604 GF after buffet 3GAG) HP 82/82 0.89 m 29.84 kg Psychic Height Weight Type 37 221456 DROWZEE CANDY STARDUST 3000 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE L SGAG CP 8 GF after salon 3GAG HP 80/80 1.01 m 4 kg Fire Height Weight Type 13 40419 VULPIX CANDY STARDUST 2 1900 POWER UP Ember Fire 55 Flamethrower II
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - SGAG CP336 When GF raps Super Bass 3CAG HP 47/47 1.65m 49.45kg Ice Psychic Height Weight Туре 15 1292 JYNX CANDY STARDUST |800 1 POWER UP 12 Frost Breath Ice 45 Ire Dunch SGAG CP184 GF before buffet CGAG) HP31/31 1.8m 59.62 kg Psychic Height Weight Type 3 732 ABRA CANDY STARDUST 400 1 POWER UP 12 Confusion Psychic
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    pokemon girlfriend - Green - SGAG CP446 When GF gets new lipstick. 3GAG HP 57/57 XL 0.68m 18.1 kg Water Height Weight Type 46 221456 POLIWAG CANDY STARDUST 3500 POWER UP 25 EVOLVE SGAG CP207 GF when I talk about DOTA 3GAG) HP 65/65 0.92m 5.9 kg Bug Height Weight Type 50 221456 CATERPIE CANDY STARDUST 2 2500 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE II
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - SGAG CP463 When GF is driving 3GAG HP 66/66 1.19 m 27.39 kg Water Fighting Height Weight Туре 46 221456 POLIWAG CANDY STARDUST 1 800 POWER UP Mud Shot X Ground 90 Hydro Pump SGAG CP1127 When GF nags 3GAG HP 83/83 114.5kg 1.84 m Normal Flying Height Weight Турe 12 221456 DODUO CANDY STARDUST 3000 3 POWER UP Feint Attack X Dark 30 Aerial Ace II II
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - CP622 When GF sees 80% off 3GAG HP 68/68 5.1 kg Grass/Poison 1.12m Weight Type Height 221456 14 STARDUST BELLSPROUT CANDY 1600 POWER UP 2 EVOLVE 100 CP528 GF taking a nap 3GAG HP 62/62 7.52kg O.94m Grass/Poison Weight Height Type 221456 66 STARDUST ODDISH CANDY POWER UP 1300 2 EVOLVE 100 SGAG II SGAG
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    pokemon girlfriend - Text - SGAG CP524 GF with makeup 3GAG) HP 60/60 0.63m 15.91 kg Water Height Weight Type 25 221456 GOLDEEN CANDY STARDUST 2 2500 POWER UP 50 EVOLVE SGAG CP1142 GF without makeup 13GAG HP 98/98 1.2m 8.31 kg Water Height Weight Type 25 221456 GOLDEEN CANDY STARDUST 3000 3 POWER UP Poison Jab Poison 25 Icy Wind II
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