Dubious But Entertaining Texts From Drunk Nights and the Morning After

It's been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn't get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. 

Warning: We're aware that some of these exchanges *might* be falsified, but we're gonna let that slide because they're still funny as hell. 

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