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Mind-Numbingly Dumb Items From 'Wish' No One Would Ever Wish For

What even is 'Wish'? Has any sane person actually ordered something through them? We simply don't understand what their platform is, who their target demographic is, or how in the world they've managed to accumulate such a plethora of random sh*t no one could ever want. 

The very least we can do is make fun of the absurdity that is 'Wish'.

Commentary for this list comes from Imgur user BexRani

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  • 1

    "Home MRI? Mini tanning bed? Blinding device?"

    Product - Wish SHOP NOW $124
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  • 2

    "Ok so... Are these tattoo cover sleaves? Why are they on a cyborg arm? Are these for prosthetic's? Who's prosthetic look like Edward Elric's??"

    Wire stripper - $4 - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 3

    "I thought these were cushioned undergarments for bike riding at first. But then I noticed the puff coming off of one. Are these anti smelly farts? Why is there so much cushioning?"

    Clothing - $5 highg Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 4

    "A flat dog. Cool."

    Fur - $13 - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 5

    "What on earth is $1 in this picture. Is it the strap?"

    Cameras & optics - $1 24-7 MENU Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 6

    "why"

    Food - $2 Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 7

    "Pills? Expandable towels? Bullet wound packing?"

    Plastic - $1 Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 8

    "No."

    Leg - $1 Buy 2 get 3 Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 9

    "Why are these tiny blue plastic shoes on this person's ear? What does it do? Why do ears need tiny covers?"

    Blue - 2 Pcs !!! Wish SHOP NOW 000
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  • 10

    "Are these hearing aids? Why the colored pins? Who wants pins sticking out their ear?"

    Product - $32 Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 11

    "Anti snoring device? Chin shaper? Sleep talking nullifier?"

    Sleep - $1 - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 12

    "Make up caboodle? Wax warmer? Radio? Time Machine to 1994?"

    Product - $15 US Plug EU Plug Car Plug - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 13

    "I know these are shoes. But wow they are ugly"

    Footwear - $22 5 Colors Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 14

    "What is this? Why is this? Are they fake teeth? Don't those need to be custom fitted?"

    Font - μυεηo cheng Shuzhiys Hecheng Shuzhlya Hecheng Shruzhiya Hecheng Shuzhiya Hecheng Shuzhiys at Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 15

    "For when you need to enter the matrix."

    Footwear - $71 - Wish SHOP NOW haty
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  • 16

    "??? Incubator for adults?"

    Tent - $60 Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 17

    "Is this a massager? Muscle measurement tool? What's with the 3 holes?"

    Mouth - Wish SHOP NOW 3
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  • 18

    "A pencil case? With a compass? Watch?"

    Wallet - Wish SHOP NOW 00'
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  • 19

    "Is this an adult toy? A light chain pool? Something to dangle from the ceiling to ring for the servants?"

    Font - Wish SHOP NOW ES
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  • 20

    "Is this a water hose attachment?"

    Auto part - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 21

    "So obviously is goes in a fish tank.... But why?"

    Product - 3€ Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 22

    Is this a dumpling press? Or a three tier cake?"

    White - $2 - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 23

    "I thought this was a sweep bucket but there's no flat edge to sweep dirt unto. What's with the handle?"

    Shovel - $101 - Wish SHOP NOW
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  • 24

    "??? It reminds of those plastic rings on braces but wat"

    Font - $1 Wish SHOP NOW O
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  • 25

    "Is this for a shoe? Exercise thing? Personal corn on the cob pan?"

    Font - $2 - Wish SHOP NOW
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