38 Brilliant Stoner Names For Everyday Stuff

Y'all ever get so stoned off of the reefer that you forgot the names of simple, everyday things? Yeah, uhh, us either. If THAT were to happen, we might come up with our own clever substitute terminologies so as to attempt to communicate. That's basically what we're serving up here. While some of the "stoner names" are basic AF, others are freakin' brilliant. 

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