38 Brilliant Stoner Names For Everyday Stuff

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Ada Elder
Apr 20, 2021 1:00 PM EDT

Y'all ever get so stoned off of the reefer that you forgot the names of simple, everyday things? Yeah, uhh, us either. If THAT were to happen, we might come up with our own clever substitute terminologies so as to attempt to communicate. That's basically what we're serving up here. While some of the "stoner names" are basic AF, others are freakin' brilliant. 

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  • 01
    Toothbrush - Tooth Comb
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    Tree - Tree Skin
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    Dish - RAW TOAST
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    Facial tissue - SNEEZE PAPER
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    Feather - BIRD LEAF
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    Water - WATER WITH CORNERS
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    Cat - CAT PUPPIES
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    Amusement ride - HORSE TORNADO
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    Glove - * FINGER PANTS
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    Food - SUGAR BAGELS
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    Food - CEREAL WATER
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    Product - SPRAY SCREAM
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    Camel - SAND MOOSE
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    Tree - GIANT STREET VEGETABLE
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    Red - Blit PETROL SUITCASE
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    Hair - SMILE HOLES
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    Water - Sea Pancake
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    Food - BREAD MUSHROOM
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    Mobile phone case - PHONE CONDOM row
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    Drum stick - DRUM HAMMERS vic
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    Ceiling fan - CEILING WINDMILL
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    Reindeer - CHRISTMAS LLAMA
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  • 23
    Dish - POTATO STICKS
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  • 24
    Roti - BURRITO BLANKETS
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  • 25
    Rhinoceros - UNICORN made on imgur
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    Red - ELECTRIC HOSE
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    Water - FISH MUSEUM
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  • 28
    Supermarket - FOOD 9 Com DEALERSHIP
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    Yellow - ROLL OF INCHES 16 ft 5m
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    Grave - CAMPGROUND FOR DEAD PEOPLE
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    Blue - SITTING BEANS
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    Bed sheet - BED PAJAMAS
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    Snails and slugs - SNAIL HOUSE
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    Airline - SKY LIMOUSINE 19 mage on Imau
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    Vertebrate - WATER DOG
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    Dish - PORKSICLES
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    Hummingbird - VIBRATING MIDGET BIRD
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    Food - TINY LOBSTER
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