Apple Roasted For Its Bougie Instructions On Cleaning The 'Apple Card'

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Meeeeesh
Aug 23, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

Fancy things require over-the-top, bougie care instructions, apparently. At least for the Apple Card anyway. 

Apple published instructions for keeping your Apple credit card lookin' shiny the other day and people couldn't help but notice how ridiculous some of the steps are. No leather, denim, or loose change can come in contact with your card if you want to keep it from getting discolored. 

Got it, soooo just never have it touch anything then...?

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    Apple's instructions for taking care of the Apple Card
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    Tweet that reads, "Apple needed Steve Harvey to come to a meeting and have them name the top two places people keep their credit card"
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    Tweet that reads, "Apple: You can't put your Card in your wallet or jeans. Me"
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    Tweet that reads, "Apple recommends you carry your new #AppleCard in a pocket made of soft material. Will one of these work?"
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    Tweet that reads, "Apple created a credit card that could be damaged if you're reckless and put it in your pocket or wallet"
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    Clothing - Jason Hirschhorn @JasonHirschhorn got a new outfit for use with my Apple Card.
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    Product - admiral ron of the crustacean nation @ronnyravegan siri what are most wallets made of siri whats the most common material used in pants @Apple says clean Apple Card with a microfiber cloth, avoid contact with leather and denim appleinsider.com/articles/19/08... @appleinsider Aug 21 aApplelnsider Done Anthony Campbell $5.23 3:30 PM Aug 21, 2019 Twitter Web App
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    Album cover - Budd Dwyer is my Hero @AlTalkrNoRockr Replying to @appleinsider and @Apple How the hell are me and the boys expected to pack our new Apple Cards around?
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    Text - Chris @FantasyWriterC Replying to @ronnyravegan and @C BethAnderson Soon to be announced: a $500 wallet designed specifically for the Apple Card. 8:38 PM Aug 21, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Product - Tony Romm @TonyRomm yes i promise to never put it in my wallet or wear pants i guess @Apple says clean Apple Card with a microfiber cloth, avoid contact with leather and denim appleinsider.com/articles/19/08... @appleinsider Aug 21 Applelnsider Donc Anthony Campbell wd $5.23 3:57 PM Aug 21, 2019 Tweet Deck
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    Text - Budd Dwyer is my Hero @AIITalkrNoRockr Replying to@lstari Spartan @appleinsider and @Apple Carry Apple Card in fashionable micro-fibre iSatchel. Warranty is voided if carried in non-Apple satchel.
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    Green - ELZEII @LexMoniyi Apple is definitely launching these LMAO #AppleCard Card Socks $99 6:11 AM Aug 22, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Marisa Ro
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    Text - kyla 5 @whatkylasaid Replying to @appleinsider and @Apple @Apple says clean Apple Card with an essential oils- soaked citrus peel and store it in a climate-controlled vault accessible only by those who solve the riddle of the Sphinx 7:09 PM Aug 21, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Clothing - Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia Replying to@appleinsider and @Apple "Hello! Il am here to pay with my Apple Card!" BohoHill.com 9:56 PM Aug 21, 2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Climate Pope trucker hat, MD @dirtytruckerhat Replying to@appleinsider and @Apple Do not stare directly at the Apple Card, do not taunt the Apple Card...
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