I Can Has Cheezburger?

Funny Amazon Reviews On Pet Products That Deserve 5 Stars

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    Small appliance - A Good Product for stupid cats. By E Veilleux on February 5, 2010 Verified Purchase Size: 30 Cups I had no problem getting this product to work as it was supposed to. The timer clock remained in sync day after day unlike the reviews I read from other customers. You have the option to feed your cats 1-3 times a day, with varying portion sizes. The major problem I had was that my cats learned to get food out of the feeder whenever they pleased. The portions are dished out by a fl
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    Bird - I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my 24 May 2015 children By Sir Chubs Verified Purchase (What is this?) This review is from: Overhead Rubber Penguin Mask Happy Feet Animal Fancy Dress (Toy) I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protest about their bed time, or ask for too many sweets, I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Penguin
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    War. War never changes By apickle on July 10, 2016 Size: 10-Pounds Style: Individual Verified Purchase In the great war between man vs. cat, there is and almost always must be an escalation of arms. The cats, our clever foes, consistently think of new ways to utilize their fantastic natural endowments to irritate humanity to ever-reaching heights. Man must strike back. We lack the stealth, patience, razor sharp claws, night vision and supreme agility to overcome the cats in a standoff of direct
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    Text - Not for smart dogs By Geekin on June 7, 2017 Verified Purchase My dog outsmarted this thing. She dug around the orange cap and then circled around the limits of her leash pulling in different directions until she finally yanked it out of the ground. She then proceeded to dart across the yard, and hop the neighbors 4ft fence with her 15ft leash and this dragging behind her. I found the tie out and leash in their front yard where her collar finally broke. Thankfully by the time I had realiz
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    Mammal - Marisabelle Verified Purchase Great wheel I got this wheel for my rehab opossum who is blind and cannot be released. He uses it every day. He walks on it and even runs. It was pretty easy to put together and is easy to clean. I'm very happy with it and glad I got it for him. 714 people found this helpful Report Helpful
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    Shelf - Aone click surprise By Faith B on November 4, 2014 Color: Espresso Verified Purchase OK. So I fell asleep with my Amazon app left open on my ipad and my little 10 lb dog must have walked across the ipad and did a "buy with 1 click for this item because I was pretty surprised the following day to receive an email thanking me for this purchase. With my prime, I had it before I could even tell the dog that had no use for it. Anyway, it's a pretty cute little shelf and I ended up hanging it
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    Giraffe - 11 Hansa Hansa Life Size Giraffe Stuffed Animal $1,03259 FREE Scheduled Delivery Top reviews Nicholas Sloms August 28, 2017 Verified Purchase Five Stars ordered a big-ass giraffe, and sure enough, I got a big-ass giraffe. 433 people found this helpful
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    Clothing - Well, it fits the cat By sb043 "Christy" on Apr 11, 2015 My 16 y.o. daughter bought this thing. It is ridiculously small and I probably couldn't legally post a picture of what it looks like if she attempts to wear it. But, so you can se... here is a picture of our cat wearing it. To be fair, it does cover all of the cats nipples, however, she hates the weave. In summary, do not buy this, even for your cat.
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    Dog - Maybe too good of a costume By The Boldest Squid on October 2, 2012 Size: Small I bought this costume for my Pomeranian, because I thought it'd be awesome to have the coolest-looking dog on the block (take that, Mr. Wilson down the street). At such a low price, I expected the typical dog costume: average materials, subpar stitching, all-around poor craftsmanship. However, once the Animal Planet PET20109 Raptor Dog Costume arrived, I knew that this was the Rolls-Royce of pet costumes. The r
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    Electrical supply - SENSOR PLUG SUOwats may I1 A little different use for it By moderate user on February 26, 2012 Verified Purchase I plugged this into an extension cord and then placed it on my kitchen countertop with a blender plugged into it. It took less than 24 hours for my cat to decide that the countertops were not the place to go! No Report abuse 204 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you?| 14 comments Yes Permalink
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    Cat - This item was slightly larger than I expected, but. By Michael Eisenstein on January 3, 2017 This item was slightly larger than I expected, but I shrunk my doll house cat and now it works perfectly. 28 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Comment Report abuse Yes No
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    Photography - g 78% ail AT&T LTE 12:21 AM Eamazon prime Instructions unclear This was very confusing for kitty. Please print instructions in cat to avoid these kind of accidents. 353 people found this helpful Bored Panda
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    T-shirt - THE toUNTA THE MOUNTAIN A Christmas Miracle By pnr08 on December 25, 2015 Size: Medium Color: Kale Verified Purchase It was Christmas morning, I was opening gift after gift, a laptop here, a vacuum cleaner there, and there all dusty behind the tree was my last gift. I tore off the blue snowflake paper to reveal a large, brown, rectangular box. This was my sisters gift to me. She stared intently at me as I took the lid off of the box. I opened the box to find 4 sheets of paper with revi
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    Material property - Qualatex Very Best Balloons The www.qualatex.com AWARNING: CHOKING HAZARO Children under 8 years can choke or sufocate on uninflated or broken balloons Adult supervision required Koep uninflated baloons from children. Discard broken baloons at once 100 EA 2600 viBRANT AST 1444 7 ELD MT SPL 201009 Balloons/Globos/Ballons A Got the job done By Bean on April 13, 2017 Color: Assortment Verified Purchase I'm not a balloon artist but volunteered to create balloon animals for my fri
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    Text - Is this product cat proof? At least six of my earphones have been ruined by my cat asked by Mariah on December 26, 2014 SoundPEATS Answer here... Bluetooth Headphones... You are answering as Travis G. (change) Answer Sort: Most Helpful first Newest first | Oldest first Showing 1-10 of 40 answers Yes, but you have to toggle on the "anti-cat" switch in the settings menu. Mark Putnam answered on December 28, 2014 276 of 280 found this helpful. Do you? Yes No Comments (9) Report abuse Bluetoo
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    Text - CRAFTING WITH CAT HAIR Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat by Kaori Tsutaya translated from the Japanese by Amy Hirschman This book saved my life By Brooksie on 17 October 2012 Verified Purchase lady? Have you got far Are you a crazy cat too much spare time on your hands? Do you want to learn how to make a creepy finger puppet (akin to something a serial killer might malke from his victim's hair) out of your pets shed fur? Then you're in luck! This book is exactly what you're looking f
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    Food - Excellent Source of Sparkles Radiant Farms UNICORN MEAT Product of Ireland Mery Bite NET WT 5.5 0Z (156g) side effects? By mark e on June 13, 2013 I was pleasantly surprised by the unicorn meat, even though canned. it is more tender than the centaur i've had, and far less stringy than faun. my only concern is that after feeding it to my infant son, his diaper was filled with skittles 1 comment 390 people found this helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse


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