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From dressed to the nines to asleep by nine.
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From raftin’ and relaxin’ to pretending she’s not watching that kid like a hawk in case she falls off
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From little black dress to big white mess.
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From relaxed shit-eating grin to tired sack of shit.
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They used to be the stars, now they’re background players
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Lifting the wine glass was a lot easier.
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It’s a jungle out there!
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His drinking buddies have changed
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From a drink as big as her head to a head bigger than her thing.
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I hope that tux was a rental.
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