Unicorn: Hey Calista, why are we here on Amazon?
Calista: Adrian didn't you know? Our book is now for sale! Ponies can download the digital version now, or buy the paperback on March 20th!
Adrian: Huh. Did you advise them that people under 16 really shouldn't read our story?
Calista: Oh right! There are some mature themes, so if you're under 16, ask a Parent or Guardian first. If you have any other questions, comments, or concerns, Prospirit will be more than happy to answer them for you in the comment section.