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Chestbump!
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There's a shark behind me, isn't there?
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Did you say you love me?
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No-one is home...
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It's my right of way!
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Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
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Weeeeee are the champions, my friiieeeendssss.
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George! Get off the computer! Dinner is ready!
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Now lift your legs up Steve...it's not a handstand if you don't lift your legs!
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Oh no, I drunk texted my ex last night didn't I?
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And then... she said... crabs!
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I'm da man.
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Alicia was having a bad hair year.
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Where did I put my keys...?
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3...2...1... Ready or not, here I come!
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I'm not getting paid enough for this.
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...And he wasn't even striped!
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Wait! This isn't candy floss!
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Superbird!
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*French accent* I picture you in a red beret, red lipstick and... red shoes. Zis is perfect.
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Stop, Jeremy! I told you, stop pretending to be a zombie!
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Hiiiii.
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They told me it would get worse after marriage, Greg thought as his wife screamed at him about the toilet seat being left up for the third time today.
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Siiinging in the rain, we're singing in the raaiiinnn!
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What did the dolphin say to the whale that bumped into him? I didn't do it on porpoise!
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Yes! I'm standing! But hey - where's my surfboard?
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You sold out of doughnuts?!
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Hi. Wanna share that sandwich?
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And next on the runway, we have Gucci's latest winter collection. Isn't it stunning.
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Where are all the fish today?
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No, it's left foot first! Like this.
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The president stood with his three muscly bodyguards behind him.
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Now you're getting it John! Now, twirl!
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My head... how many rum and cokes did I have last night?
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Grab life by the...
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Eugh...now I know why they said never stand behind a rhino.
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We were...um...you're home from work early!
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I want to yell it to the whole world! I'm in love!
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If I fart in the water, nobody will smell it...
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And then I says, I says get off my flower, you scoundrels!
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