FLORIDA MARE AND UNKNOWN ACCOMPLICE BANNED FROM STATE ZOO WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY SETTING ALLIGATOR WRESTLING RECORD
FLORIDA MARE WEARING ASSLESS CHAPS FINISHES BIKE RALLY ON SCOOTER, OVER 30 CONTESTANTS TAKEN TO URGENT CARE FOR ANKLE-RELATED INJURIES
FLORIDA MARE WINS DAYTONA 500 IN A PINK GOLF CART, FIGHTS OVER RULES ABOUT WHAT CONSTITUTES A "RACE CAR" BREAK OUT
FLORIDA MARE OFFERS TO PERSONALLY FIGHT CATEGORY 2 HURRICANE, QUOTE "IT KNOWS WHAT IT GOT COMING TO IT"
FLORIDA MARE RUINS ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET BY STANDING IN THE FOOD AND DECLARING HERSELF A 'TREAT'