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These memes and tweets are seriously helping us forget that it's already the end of September and both fall and Seasonal Affective Disorder are completely and atrociously imminent. If we're going to have to stay inside for the next 6 months, we're going to do it with memes.

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    Forehead - Weather TROPICAL STORM KAREN WINDS RLATITUDE GUSTS MOVEMENT LONGITUDE WNW at 9 mph 40 mph 50 mph 11.9°N 60.9°W NICA Wward RUBA CURACAO Store managers in the path
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    Wood - There's emotion in his eyes. He is trying to convey a message that we don't understand ghost mom @radtoria My cat keeps lining up my 9yo son's socks.
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    Cartoon - nakanoart @nakanodrawing When you finally sit down to eat but you didn't feed your cats first NAKANOART 10:58 AM Sep 23, 2019 Buffer
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    Door - Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA My friend's entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door. No one can figure it out. It's been like this for 2 days
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    Text - Maddie @adulthoodis Self care app: it's time to drink water Ме: 1:1
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    Product - @chriswhistles 1 If my office converted our hand sanitizer to a tequila dispenser my life would be complete... HEC Moe JAJA JAJA Be the bast gou aan b this eain ham Beas TEQUILA 109% AGAVE ATUL WEPOSADO 500 This device does net work before 5pm LIMIT IPER EMPLOYEE
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    Adaptation - slime puppy @SarahNEmerson bye hot girl summer, hello deranged possum fall
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    Text - That Swagger Singh @SardarManpreet5 Finally I can send dick pics mia @miaxmon the new iphone wide lens is a trip WHY DO I LOOK 8 FEET TALL Show this thread VK
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    Text - Ben @BenHowe Congratulations to Game of Thrones for winning Best Drama. I honestly wasn't aware the #Emmys gave out awards for how much drama a show causes by sucking at the last minute. 23/09/19, 08:37 168 Retweets 733 Likes
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    Hair - slimboytrill @slimboytrill BREAKING: 6ix9ine reportedly testifies that Michael Cera is the leader of the Nine Trey Bloods
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    Adaptation - Maddie @adulthoodis My parents: How much money have you wasted on ice coffee this year Me: I can't even think of a number that high
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    Animated cartoon - every documentary about serial killers: "he was alone, he had no friends, he had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home" me:
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    Organism - 1 of 2 Area 51 Naruto Runner Shaped Cheeto Collectible Treasure US $3,500 +US $7.85 Shipping Starting bid | 6d 23h Est. Delivery Thu, Oct 3 - Mon, Oct 7
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    Fictional character - When your gf is mad at you but she's only 5'1: yells UN Cheroes ig "yells adorably
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    Product - in the tools section and on Facebook marketplace??!! 43% 4:44 PM T-Mobile LTE Search Marketplace See All> Tools velspar PAMAY valspar DURAMAX BEHIR MNAIS 135PSI &PRMERIN ONT MAX BEHR BEHR PRTER CABLE See All>
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    Tiger - Like I was saying Frosted Flakes is just one of my careers. The real money comes from Mexican blankets.
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    Text - nikk @nikkideejay Why is naked pronounced naked but baked is not pronounced baked
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    Face - Coworker: Are you okay? You look tired? Mе: @tank.sinatra
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    Hair - "Lions don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep" - Linda whispers to herself as she sells her leggings on Facebook
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    Joint - When you eat too much peanut butter too fast and it gets stuck in your chest and you almost die @tank.sinatra
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    Costume - l LTE 10:33 MA'AM....MISSES !! @beauTiNKful No tf he didn't Jai Janayia 15 hrs Y'all my son woke me up out my sleep crying and said "mommy lk you tired of working trying to make it better for me and my sister, I'll go to work for you today" this made me cry he's only 1 LFRESH FRESH MOBzAI yden wrighi Twitter for iPhone 6:41 AM 9/23/19 Tweet your reply
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    Oreo - Finally: Oreo flavored Oreos COOK HOCLATSA COm COKES&CREME DREO ECITION HARISCO LI ED COOKIES&CREME OREO COOKIES&CREME OREO ALED CHOCOLATE SAD LIFT
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    Adaptation - Doctors: don't worry the x ray won' harm you Also doctors:
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    Text - Me replying "no worries" to something that is very much worries. @StupidResumes dreamsaim feamstime amstime dreamatime
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    Hair - My aunt after she posts "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack" on Facebook @tank.sinatra
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    Text - How I feel when I guess my Own password in less than 3 attempts @StupidResumes
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    People - Interviewer: ...and why did you decide to leave your previous job? Me: They decided. @StupidResumes shusterstack
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    Text - ricardoo @_vricardo the one (1) granola bar in my stomach waiting for me to eat an actual meal
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    Text - Shaun 30 mins ideas You've probably heard of Vans the shoe company. Now introducing Shoes the van company. 15 2 Comments Like Comment Kaley shaun i am begging u please leave this group
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    Grass - Finally camouflage that works
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    Photo caption - 12Years A Side Nigga @keemiemillz She said Fanute Bol @dreadcraft 3d Bruh HOW does she do this with her eyebrows djskskssksj
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    Text - @BecksWelker Going out in NYC: .bar is behind a hidden door in a noodle shop drinks are $12 .everyone orders an Uber even though the train is across the street Going out in the Midwest: .bar shares a plaza with Home Depot drinks are $3.27 Ron is DD so he switches to light beer
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    People - When your record is brought up at work @prettypleasesir
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    Text - mary jane @gslicee 1d so im texting in traffic and this white lady in the car next to me screams "GET OFF YOUR PHONE" nd before i could say anything back she rolled up her window and sped up and hit the car in front of her LMA0000000 L 373 2,102 t You Retweeted DhingusKhan @SkoliosisG Replying to @gslicee Okay but don't text and drive,it's dangerous. 2:45 24 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Skylar Things that will definitely humble you in @hxrtbitch 18h life 1. Being cheated on 2. Job hunting /unemployment 3. Failing to find love 4. Losing a loved one 292 t142.9K 190K Ivy @dolo_0 Replying to @hxrtbitch and @ckassiano15 Job hunting REALLY humbles you 01:36 23/09/2019 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ..it's Jered, not Jerry. @jeredsanders As a child, my choices for dinner consisted of two options: Take it or leave it. 3:10 PM Sep 23, 2019 Hootsuite Inc.
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    Text - 'Cene Kid @AnthropoceneKid A few months ago I learned that ppl who had been deaf from birth but gained their hearing later in life often say that they expected the sun to make a noise, and I've been thinking about that ever since 8:44 AM Sep 21, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 4.5K Retweets 25.5K Likes
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    Text - RJ @AllonsyTardis I was just playing Blink-182 in my office when my coworker's son walked by and said, "Dude, I love classic rock!" First of all, no. Secondly, how dare you
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    Text - foxy grandpa @madelyn_t Sororities: no cussing, no alcohol, no boys past 2am Fraternities: lets put a waterslide on the roof
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    Text - Betches betches @betchesluvthis Me at gender reveals: this party should've been an email
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    Text - family-friendly business sweety @sug_knight Why is there not a category on Netflix that's like "I don't want to be alone with my thoughts right now just give me something I've seen but not too many times"
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    Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Interviewer: what makes you qualified to be a magician? Me: I'm really good at making my paycheck, waistline, and any interest men have in me disappear.
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    Cartoon - *first week of september* other people: its not even halloween yet me: IGHT IMMA DECORATE
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