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Hilarious Memes For Those Sick Of Watching Paint Dry (44 Memes And Tweets)

Good morning everybody! Since you're probably not going to do any work today, we thought we'd bring you some prime distraction in the form of memes. It's a hell of a lot better than doing your boring-ass work.

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    Text - Noonie @theyloveNoonie So... I made new hall passes for my students... IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT inspirs IGHT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT 9/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 11:28 AM
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    Sand - roo Me trying to sleep My cat at 3 am LIVETHE BIG STORY AREA GETTING READY FOR ALIENSTOCK MANIA FINAL PREPARATIONS UNDERWAY IN RACHEL 13NEWS 601 86 DCYRUS VANCE TO BLOCK RELEASE OF PERSONAL CO PO CASTS
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    Text - mic2mouth @mic2mouth Laying in bed after a night of heavily drinking is the equivalent of Schrodinger's Cat. I am both hungover and not hungover until I move from this horizontal position. 666 HAIL SCIENCE!
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    Text - Yoel @yowittlefrend And I be getting 0 how many hugs do you need a day MAPS ALL IMAGES VIDEOS NEWS 8 hugs Family therapist Virginia Satir once said, "We need four hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth." Apr 10, 2018
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    Text - venice witch @hOrchataqueen old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend your last weeks
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    Text - Molotov Cocktail @MollyCocktail When my burger ready, the was clerk called out "867?" l yelled back 5309. No one laughed. Iam old. 10:29 PM 20 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Funny meme that reads, "Got flashed at Walmart today"
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    Text - Basic white girls when they give the kid with Down's Syndrome a high-five: 1, too, am extraordinarily humble.
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    Text - jake @squidslippers i don't have unreasonably high standards when it comes to dating, but i refuse to date someone who can't use your and you're correctly we'll be texting and they'll be like"your hot:)". my hot? my hot what?? that is not a complete sentence??? where's the verb???? hello?????
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    Cat - Thomas Fuchs @thomasfuchs Ultra-wide angle lens is going to revolutionize cat photography 8:38 p.m. 20 Sep. 19 Twitter for iPhone 19.5K Retweets 95.7K Likes
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    Vertebrate - butt sniffer @paxthedog its fat bear season US Department of the Interior 9/14/19 Brown bears @KatmaiNPS are eating as much as they can to prepare for winter & hibernation. A fat bear is a healthy bear! #Alaska #FindYourPark 8:42 AM 9/14/19 Twitter Web App
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    Dinosaur - me leaving area 51 with the stray dog i found
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    Text - My 6 yr old son had been asking me over and over, "Do you need to go to the bathroom?" and I just found out why.
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    Text - The Nerd Dad the.n3rd.dad @the_n3rd_dad According to my wife, "just fuck me up" is an "inappropriate" response to the @olivegarden waiter asking me how much cheese I would like
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    Text - Pavlov The Corgi @PAVGOD Fuck your Zodiac sign, who's you're favorite Instagram dog?
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    Clothing - My sim when ever a radio is on
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    Text - Kellen @captainkalvis I can't explain this but hotel air conditioners feel how McDonald's sprite tastes 12:07 AM Sep 22, 2019 Twitter for iPad
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    Product - Valerie Schremp Hahn @valeriehahn My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. 4:47 PM 9/17/19 Twitter for iPhone RDAD SPECT F 2%
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    Text - danny nett @dannynett i don't know what just happened, but i was at the animal shelter before work and a toddler walked in and pointed at me and went "i want that one" and his mom just looked at me and said "you can't have that, that's a grown man"
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    Text - YOU SUPER LIKED TRISTAN ON 9/21/19 Imagine this. We are both strangers in a grocery store but we will some how make eye contact in the produce section. My hands are full of limes and I am unable to hold all of them. Limes are falling all over the ground. Rolling left, right and just all over. You rush over in an effort to help and I look deep into your eyes and say, sorry I'm bad at pickup limes. Sent If we're being honest I'm not nice enough to help people in grocery stores
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    Text - dirk diggler @TakeForGrantd The guy who invented Postmates was as fuck walking through the just high Taco Bell drive-thru at 2am thinking "man there has to be a better way" 6:54 PM 22 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ValBearPig @ValBearPig My girlfriend and I have this cute thing where I call her at 6am to wake her up. Today, she just answered with "10 minutes" and put the phone down. I'm no expert, but I think I got snoozed?
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    Food - Marshall Bright @itsmarshallb The official Instant Pot Facebook group continues to be one of the darkest corners of the internet. 10:10 AM 9/19/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - Nico @NeekAtNite_ Girls be saying "Vegas ain't ready for us like Las Vegas ain't ever had 5 regular bitches run through there
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    Text - Logan Guntzelman @adirtyguntz Years ago I made my phone autocorrect the word "like'" so l would use it less. I've never accidentally sent a text or email with that autocorrection until today, at work, when I sent this to the Head of HR: Logan Guntzelman 5:13 PM Hey Zoey! Should I give applicants your email or tell them we'll be in touch if they seem STOP IT WHORE a good fit? Send Неy I'm
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    Cat - Me explaining to Laila why she needs to Fat Laila: stay on her diet
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    Text - korod @7Korod just got fired korod @7Korod. 4d taking an hour long break instead of a 15 is my way of fighting back against capitalism 6:23 PM 9/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mckenzie Dulmes @DulmesKenzie Today this guy was trying to find his wife in Fred Meyer and he yelled "marco" and she yelled back "polo" and he looks at me and says "that came from the wine section didn't it" and oh my god I think I just saw my actual future.
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    Text - Stephanie Ricciarelli @Stephiecakes #Area51storm istill cant believe people went through with this. Me leaving Area 51 with a microwave that heats the food, not the bowl 7:50 AM 9/20/19 Twitter for Android
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    Pug - Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &... Y'all.. just look how cute this is
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    Text - rumen @rumenoodles When my girlfriend makes me angry I look at her through a fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually 3:35 pm 17 Sep 19
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    Text - Tweet IG: @lil.ruger @RugerWitDa30 Judge: Mr. Hernandez you are down to 7 minutes in Jail, anything else? 6ixNine: Do y'all know what Phineas and Ferb been up to the whole summer? #6ix9ine
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    Text - Vo) LTE 10:46 PM 17.4KB/s 53 Snehal Friday 11:30 PM Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you. Saturday 5:50 PM Whats solomon Whos Solomon Y he had 700 wives Type a message... GIF And | + 1 2 4 7 8 9 0 Q R T Y о P ( ) K L н J & + F G A D X х сV B NM !? 123 SwiftKey 3E S # IN
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    Adaptation - u/evilresurgence4 Me with 8,344 hours in minecraft My little brother, wanting to know how to-make a crafting table
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    Text - Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser Why aren't there new pasta shapes? We should be treating pasta shapes like iPhones, there should be a keynote every year. 3:16 PM 9/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ti Blink VII Retweeted Blink VII @BlinkVII Tbet you a date that I can lyss @lillyssbaby 1d you can't keep your hands off me Show this thread 6:11 PM 9/20/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - off the goop @nedheadd ladies please just hear me out 1:18 PM 21 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Selfie - 36 Genie 19 i No more name jokes please and thank you
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    Text - Luke @lukeonacob Two guys walk into a bar. The bartender walks over. Another guy walks out of the bar. People are just walking around
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    Text - 26m I asked her why she bothers to watch cooking shows when she can't cook. She asked me why I bother watching porn. She 1 Ме - 0 3 22
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    Text - James Maddison @Madders10 Would be worse turning up holding a sun newspaper i guess The Sun Football @TheSunFo... 1d FOOTBALL James Maddison arrives for Spurs clash wearing 'horrific' £6500 backpack thesun.co.uk/sport/football.. 12:51 9/21/19. Twitter for iPhone 49.4K Retweets 263K Likes
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    Cat - HEA CAUTIO CAPACITÉ PAPIER DE ONER DE REMPLACE UTIEN GRATUIT PO EDU PRODUIT COPIE ET NU Equipée d'une vi pour copier et n d. working the drive-thru window for too long My girlfriend's cat looks like she's been
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    Text - taylormccowen @taylor_mccowenx Me: Customers: OMG it's so gorgeous out today how are yous open, It's such a fab day and yous are in here working, omg bet you wish you were out in that sun
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    Text - lena kieran @LenaOwnsMe help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying "good luck trying to return me without the receipt"
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