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Meet The Mysterious "Opossum Lady" of YouTube

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    On her youtube channel, she shares videos presenting hilarious combination of glamorous appearance, blue blooded demeanor and a very relaxed means of handling the animals:

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    Georgette's associated website is even more bonkers than her YouTube channel, thanks to the fact that it's purportedly written by Pearl, one of Georgette's dead squirrels, who offers psychic advice to members of the public.

    Text - Pearl of Wisdom loves you, in her fashion. And you love Pearl. SURPRISE! You are to be congratulated on finding this site. This is where Pearl of Wisdom explains it all for you. When All Else Fails, ASK PEARL. Write in with your own concerns or simply read Pearl's advice to others. It all comes to the same As The Tail Ends. Love offerings welcome. You will know when the time is right. Meanwhile, tell Pearl what is on your heart. Talk to ME. Pearl of Compassion understands all things and w

    "I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING," screams the homepage. Pearl can also be seen regularly, presented as a sort of religious deity, in the background of Georgette's videos.

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    On the "Ask Pearl" page of Georgette's site, Pearl fields questions about readers' biggest issues:

    Green - Allen Smithee says: May 14, 2019 at 1:29 pm Who the hell is Georgette Spelvin? Reply MEpearl says: May 18, 2019 at 7:49 pm Who the hell is Allen Smithee? Some British compadre? Reply

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