It's Time For Some Chicken Jokes On Tumblr

You don't know it yet, but you really need to see these Tumblr posts about chickens. Pure gold. 

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    Chicken - huntingfishinglovingeveryday I have questions fed-ex-official To get to the other side
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    Yellow - dweebscar i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction dweebscar "WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP"
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    Photo caption - fruitsgarden my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong
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    Bird - anonymous asked: THE FACT THAT YOU NAMED YOUR CHICKEN KYLO HEN IS MAKING ME INCREDIBLY HAPPY , LIKE I READ THE NAME AND INSTANTLY SENT THIS ASK I DIDNT EVEN FINISH READING, BE BLESSETH tm DUDE arahir answered: i have three chickens: kylo hen, hen solo, and heneral clucks
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    Text - penfairy I like to call my chickens "beasties" or "fat little monster trucks" and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as "the girls," "the ladies" and sometimes "the dames" when he's putting them away, like he's a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 420ferret this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes
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    Text - tebya Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I'm worried hes sick goodzillo Please be more clear that that's a funny name you gave your chicken
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    Chicken - chickenkeeping what if chickens had front facing eyes arrakeen
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    Adaptation - sweet-bitsy I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don't know why I've never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing taorinkashikiku C'est les swimming poules pandas-and-squirrels Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
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    Chicken - coolthingoftheday A caged chicken on the day it was let out of it's cage - and the same chicken three months later after enjoying a free-range life. I know this isn't what I normally post, but animal welfare is important to me. ha-ze this is beautiful
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    Text - chromeofficial me: chickens love classical music u: proof? me: *takes u to the chicken farm* chickens: bach bach bach bach bach
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