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'I threw a biscuit at my neighbour the other day, but he ducked. Jammy dodger!'
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'I've been thinking about you a latte'
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'If @northernireland need an extra player tonight I'm a pretty good dribbler!'
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‘Merry Christmas everyone!’
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'What do you call an avocado that's been blessed? Holy Guacamole!'
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'What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus? A megalo-sore-ass!'
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'You can't buy happiness, but you can buy donuts. And that's kind of the same thing!'
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'Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!'
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'Is there anything on this Earth I can't balance?!'
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‘Happy Chinese New Years!’
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'Whats the Easter bunny's favourite type of music? Hip Hop'
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