Depressing Demotivational Posters Showing Things Can Get Worse

Not to be a downer, but these demotivational quotes are painfully true…

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  • 01
    Crowd - UNIQUENESS Even if you're one in a million there's still 7,500 of you
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    Text - THE LOTΤERY THE ODDS OF YOu DYING ON YOUR WAY TO PURCHASE A LOTTERY TICKET ARE GREATER THAN THE ODDS OF YOU WINNING THE JACKPOT.
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    People - PERSPECTIVE Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
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    Green - DESPAIR.CO UNDERACHIEVEMENT THE TALLEST BLADE OF GRASS IS THE FIRST TO BE CUT BY THE LAWNMOWER.
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    Sitting - НEALTHY THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE RATE AT WHICH YOU CAN DIE
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    Sky - RELATIONSHIPS Sure there are plenty of other fish in the sea. But you're not anywhere near the sea. You're in the desert. Alone.
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    Sheep - TRUST A sheep spends its whole life fearing the wolves, only to be eaten by the Shepherd in the end
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    Facial expression - RESPONSIBILITY Relax. If your job really mattered to the company, wouldn't they have someone better doing it?
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    Music - MOTIVATION Do what you love and you'll never have to work a day in you life, because that field isn't hiring.
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    Text - WORRIED ABOUT A-LEVELS ? DON'T BE! One day you and everything you have ever known will be dust floating around a cold, dead universe
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    Furniture - TODAY iS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BUT SO WAS YESTERDAY, AND LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT
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  • 12
    Text - CONFIDENCE Be as confident as you want that rope's still going to break
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    Photograph - НОРЕ. ALWAYS THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO DISAPPOINTMENT.
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  • 14
    Property - YOU WILL NEVER BE THIS RICH
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    Facial expression - WISDOM BY THE TIME YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW EVERYTHING, YOu'RE ALSO OLD ENOUGH TO FORGET IT ALL
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    Galaxy - INSIGNIFICANT You and everyone you know.
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    Climbing - CHALLENGES JUST THINK IF YOU HADN'T TRIED THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOu COULD BE RELAXING ON THE COUCH
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    Cutlery - e essCAse pons w UNIQUE JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE UNIQUE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE USEFUL
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    Text - LOVE IF YOU'RE SAD ABOUT BEING ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY, JUST REMEMBER THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU DURING THE REST OF THE YEAR, EITHER.
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