Twenty Frightfully Funny Halloween e-Cards

Even though Halloween is almost over, it's never too late for some deep thoughts about candies, costumes and...kids. Happy Halloween, Y'all.   

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  • 01
    Text - What do we call people who don't like Halloween? Boring, we call them boring. someecards user card
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    Poster - Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all. someecards ifunny.co
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    Text - If I'm going to take you all over the neighborhood begging for candy, then yes I'm going to take half...it's called a Candy Tax someecards user card
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    Eyewear - For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook. someecards
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    Text - You can tell Halloween comin.. IS Walmart is bringing out their Christmas stuff. someecards user card
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    Text - The scariest part of Halloween is knowing my rent is due the next day. someecards
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  • 07
    Text - I love October because the cobwebs on the ceiling become Halloween decorations. someecards user card
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    Text - This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, l'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to trick or treating go somee cards user card
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    Cartoon - Let's take this relationship to the next level, where I force you into humiliating couples a costume. someecards
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    Cartoon - This Halloween, I think 'll just set out a big empty bowl that says "take one". That way all the kids will think some jerk took it all. someecards user card
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    Text - The scariest thing about Halloween is that stores are already selling Christmas merchandise. 0 someecards 0 user card
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    Text - I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day. my someecards
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  • 13
    Text - Happy Halloween!! Because devoting an entire day of the year for kids to go out in the dark and take candy from strangers is a great idea. someecards user card SwO.com The Internet Savengers
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  • 14
    Text - Its October, so you know what that means.... Merry Christmas! someecards user card
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  • 15
    Text - Just curious if you can recommend a wine that pairs well with eating my children's Halloween candy. someecards
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    Text - Thank you medical science for confirming candy is the safest thing to eat for dinner this Halloween. TRICK OR TREAT someecards
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  • 17
    Text - Everyone is talking about their summer activities and I am like, "Oh, that would be cute for Halloween". someecards user card
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  • 18
    Text - I know what I'm going to be for Halloween... Drunk!! somee cards user card
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  • 19
    Text - This Halloween when kids "Trick or Treat" at say my door, I'm going to yell 'Trick!" and slam the door. It's cheaper that way. someecards user card
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  • 20
    Text - Just a reminder you've got plenty of time to plan a disappointing last-minute Halloween costume. somee cards
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