My name is Kara and this is my dirtiest secret of sexual debauchery.
I had recently come out of a 5-year relationship and wasn't ready to get out and 'sew my royal oats, so to speak.
After several weeks of searching for potential suitors on the dating apps, I had built up quite the impressive roster.
One day I was off to meet Jake, a model/actor/screenwriter bartender for drinks. We ended up hitting it off and after a few cocktails, I decided to accompany him back to his apartment and had quite possibly the best sex I've had to this day.
I woke up on the top bunk of a bed frame elevated by cinder blocks (safety was questionable at best) in his 300 sq. ft apartment which he shared with a 42-year-old hippie-looking man who slept on the tattered futon underneath the bunked mattress.
When his roommate stepped out for coffee, Jake and I had yet another fantastic quickie.
On my way out I received a text message from Greg, another 'prospect' I had been seeing who asked me to accompany him to brunch.
How splendid.
I was looking rather haggard from a night (and morning) or vigorous sexual activity, so I decided to make a pit stop at Sephora to touch up my appearance.
After a delicious brunch, Craig asked me if I would like to accompany him back to his apartment, to which I agreed. Several hours later I found myself naked and straddling him on his couch enjoying some afternoon delight.
Soon after I remembered I made dinner plans with Jason, yet another man I had been casually seeing.
I jumped in the shower at Craig's apartment, then once AGAIN, I found myself at a different Sephora location touching up my makeup for the evening's festivities.
Despite all the action I had already received prior to my date with Craig, I was still feeling insatiably horny and I was rather curious to see what Craig would be like in the sack.
Only one way to find out, right?
Back to Craig's, I went for some disappointingly mediocre sexual activity, but activity nonetheless.
In the Uber home, I got a text from a guy friend who I had been hooking up with here and there when I was bored. I told him he should come over, and I think you can guess what happened next.
I am now engaged with a baby on the way, but I will always (fondly) remember when I had sex with FOUR guys in one day.