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Dude's Twitter Story Is A Saga Involving Kevin Hart, A Stripper, And Narrowly Avoiding Death

Buckle up folks, this is one hell of a wild ride! Twitter user and comedian @avitable took to the social media site to regale us with a story of narrowly avoiding death at the hand of an unhinged stripper. It starts innocently enough with a Kevin Hart show, and ends with some seriously unfortunate mug shots. While we appreciate the insanity of his story, we're mostly just glad he made it out alive.

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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable Okay, tweeps, it's storytime. The year was 2015. A young (er) Avitable had tickets to go see @KevinHart4real on April 24th, and invited a stripper named Mandi May Jackson who he knew from his local adult establishment. She agreed, he picked her and they went out on the 'dn town... Adam Heath Avitable is at Amway Center Club Level. April 24, 2015 Orlando Feeling goofy before Kevin Hart gets on stage and we're not allowed to use our phones at all! #rebels #come
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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m Replying to @avitable The show was great and Mandi and Adam had a lot of fun. After it was over, the night was still young, and Adam asked Mandi if she wanted to go out to downtown Orlando for a while. She admitted that she wasn't 21 and couldn't drink, but suggested they go back to his house instead. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN GIF marced Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m For a reason that he'll never explain, Adam said no, which completely went against every fib
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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m Two years later, Adam's Timehop popped up and showed him a photo of the fun evening he had with Mandi. "I wonder what Mandi May Jackson has been up to," he asked himself, and took it upon himself to look her up on social media, failing to find her, and then resorted to Google. EAST CAROLINA You can Googleit t's Worth a Google. GIF Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m As Adam quickly found out, Mandi was very discoverable on Google. Less than eight months after
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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m You see, Mandi went out with the manager of local strip club Thee Dollhouse one night in December 2016, and afterwards, auggested that they go back to his apartment. He agreed, they went back to his place, and that night he turned up dead. wut GIF
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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable 1m V At first, the Altamonte Springs police thought that Jimmy Mulrenin, a very friendly guy by all accounts, had accidentally fallen from his fifth floor apartment patio or committed suicide. Then they found the bullet hole . .. and the signs of a struggle in his apartment. GIF HOLY WEIRDRIDDLES, BATMAN!
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    Text - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable It turns out that once they returned to his apartment, Mandi's long-term boyfriend, who l'll call Beardo PowPow, showed up as part of the couple's plan to rob Jimmy. Trouble ensued - a fight, an accident, who knows - Jimmy got shot in the leg and fell to his death. ooo AT&T LTE 8:52 AM 100% google.com orlandosentinel.com X Two charged in strip club manager's death in Altamonte Springs
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    Text - @avitable 2m Adam Heath Avitable Replying to @avitable That was in 2016. In January of 2019, Beardo PowPow was sentenced to life in prison. And today, Mandi May Jackson was convicted of first degree felony murder, burglary, and robbery, and sentenced to two life sentences. bit.ly/ MandiMayJackson @avitable 2m I don't know what would have happened if I'd gone home with Mandi May Jackson that night in 2015. Would it have been the same scheme - bring in Beardo PowPow Adam Heath Avitable and
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    Face - Adam Heath Avitable @avitable But with her multiple arrests (one for smuggling 7 pounds of GHB: acon.com/news/local/cri..), apparent masterminding of Jimmy's murder, and insistence we go back to my house, I think I can be pretty confident that l quite literally dodged a bullet that dark April night. The End. www.mugshots.com www. 9:53 PM 11/5/19 Twitter Web App
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