'Bot-Written' Game of Thrones Episode Is Actually A Genius Parody

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    Text - GAME OF THRONES EXT. WESTEROS NORTHERN HBO Standing on a Wall so tall you have to watch is JON SNOW It's cold. It is Jon snowing. A raven makes a king's landing JON SNOW The bird that is mail! I know nothing but this is our mail Jon takes the bird's letter, but it is no letter. It is TYRION LANNISTER, the half man, half nothing else TYRION LANNISTER I am not a letter, but I have a message. My sister is very insane JON SNOW I have sisters. Arya. Sauna. Bran I know nothing but I have sister
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    Text - DAENERYS I possess zero. I obsess dragons TYRION LANNISTER Jon. She is not like us. Kill her Nothing happens since Jon Snow is dead. A long battle occurs with horses and houses and hodors. Jon Snow is alive again TYRION LANNISTER (CONT'D) Jon. You died of unknown lineage! JON SNOW I do not know that, Tiny Canister I am not a ghost but I own a Ghost White walkers walk whitely into fight. Everybody wants the throne. There are no other chairs in this fantastic land. DAENERYS winter sings a s
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    Text - Floris @FlorissVDV Replying to @Keaton Patti "Winter sings a song. It is fire" the GoT rap song we deserved but never got.
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    Text - Ann Doe Matrie Ossys @FructoseParent Replying to @KeatonPatti when Arya said: "Yesterday I am girl. Not today. Today l am wall. Tomorrow? Girl." I felt that
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    Text - Tweety @antoniotg81 Replying to @Keaton Patti Why am hearing the actors' voices while reading this? Also, I'm glad they brought back 'hodors' 11:41 AM 11/18/19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - fo @TheOneHeLuvs Replying to @KeatonPatti Hold me closer, Tiny Canister 11:42 AM 11/18/19 Twitter Web App 48 Likes Emma Salerno @potatopuppy1- 3h Replying to @TheOneHeLuvs and @KeatonPatti Count the Hodors on the highway 19 cj @TheOneHeLuvs 3h LOL
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    Text - Angelily @Angelillers Replying to @KeatonPatti Sauna
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    Face - Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti The Mountain is no match for The Wall.
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    Text - Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti Hey @GameOfThrones, let me know if you want to use this instead of doing those prequel things.
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