She would probably put onions in her corn flakes.

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25 Ferocious Feline Funnies For Hoomans Engaging in Hairball Hijinks and Hissterical Caturday Hooliganism 2

23 Cute Cat Pics To Distract Your Colleagues And Anger Your Boss 3

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30 Mildly Funny Cat Memes To Help You Hit the Hissterical Snooze Button of Life and Press Paws on Adulting 5

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And humans don't even have claws to open things with 6