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Dec 6, 2019 12:08 AM EST

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    Food - When you see your friend Gurt: YOGURT
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    Text - skye amber @_skyeamber it's not drinking alone if ur pregnant
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    News
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    Musical instrument - I can't breathe Lorde has been exposed for running an onion ring instagram Is this Lorde's secret onion 24 ollawers following posts ring Instagram account? Following 8 hours ago Every anion ring I encounter, rated Like 166 Anna Bracewell-Worrall Followed by lordemusic, Jimmymac, spunkyasspowerputf 3 more 0.00 It appears Lorde has been running a secret onion ring review Instagram account, which has been abruptly shut down followina auestions Newshub sent Justin Grome @JustinG
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    Text - 4G 30% 3:06 Nadia I don't know why I swiped right. You're a dog I'm a human Our love is forbidden 2 min. ago Woof Nadia 2 min. ago Shhh.. don't make this harder then it has to be 1 min. ago GIF Send a message...
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    Text - Doctor: I've got some bad news Me: lay it on me gently Doctor: ok, knock knock Me: who's there Doctor: herpes
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    Text - Life: *exists* Greek Philosophers: EVREK hmm
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    Adaptation - Remember playing Mario Kart and thinking you were in first place, until you realized you were looking at the wrong screen and actually crashing into walls? That's adulthood. TIME ON*OS nOp 1/3 2 3 4 8
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    Cartoon - apartment hunting in 2018 Oh, wow, windows. I don't thinkI could afford this place.
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    Album cover - the MCFUCK YOU LOOKIN AT McDondal's
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    Text - m @homoshinee alternative reality in which gpop (german pop) is a thing and everyone Swoons over idols named Gunther, Jörg and Thorben and people have@with their names and everyone suddenly start using german words out of context and call their favs "schnucki" Original (Englisch) übersetzen 07.02.18, 15:40
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    Junk food - Pretty sure I'm sitting next to a serial killer Oute Ou TheHut The Hut
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    Text - shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn Follow I fucking LOVE science. *is handed peer reviewed journal* Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions 6:55 PM 17 Dec 2014 t 19,060 26,468
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    Text - li wayne lighter flick @braag_ hello vegans, if PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials
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    Text - SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEVERAGE SELECTION A GUIDE Vodka in a plastic jug Gin Vodka HATRED FOR OTHERS Brandy Rum featuring pirate Rym Champagne Box-yine Bоx-рееr Box-Ethanol Rubbing Alcohol Whişkey Wine Tequila Beer HATRED FOR SELF Wine Cider Malt Liquor Cogler Appletini
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    Dog - Me: *loses all money in monopoly Me: "Don't freak out, it's just a game. What would Jesus do?" Me: Thinks of what Jesus would do elitcatholicmemes
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    Face - this man dispenses cubes compared to him? you are nothing the
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    Cartoon - "you need to cut the toxic people from your life 00 00 internet.jail
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    Text - putrid-boy can't read cursive handwriting narwhalsarefalling what does this say entirebeemovie i cant read cursive handwriting narwhalsarefalling bitch me neither thats why i asked
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    Mug - FLUFF YOU YOU FLUFFIN' FLUT
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    Knight - Nay thee Thine maternal parent ist homosexual"
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    Text - Me: Hmm yes excellent aroma, delightful taste, and a very smooth finish. Walmart employee: Sir that is bleach- Me: 'll take 10 gallons Turnup The Wi TwrCoot nn hack
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    Cartoon - REATETH CKINGCIN0 BLEACH
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    Face - Adam: This apple tastes great, where'd you get it? Eve: The Forbidden Tree Adam:
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    Text - Me laughing at my own joke when it's not even funny
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    Text - Forecast for my life this week is spot on OUTLOOK Very warm Sunny Breakdown later in the week MES WRIGHT eswrighttv SAMSUNG
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    Adaptation - CROCODILE TOUR GUIDE: Right ladies and gents, if you look on your left you'll see a swamp. To your right, a bigger swamp excited frog noises
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    Text - "I'm getting married only after I finish school, get a good job and stabilize me financially"
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    Wildlife - Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a fucking Ford Fiesta CNN reports that, according to senior park official, Cecil the lion's brother Jericho, who is also a lion, was killed on Saturday in Zimbabwe's Hwange National Park
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    Facial expression - People who eat only 2 slices of pizza and say they're full
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    Cartoon - Yeah, I'm pretty much just working here until I can be on television. Well, Sugar, today, I'm gonna give you'your big break! Rean Kramer Ma'am, could you describe to viewers what you saw in there?...Ma'am? FRANT'S ΡINER) NBS News LIVE TOONHOLE.com
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    Text - 61 % 9:34 PM YES OPTUS Edit Messages Hey mate my names Mario, just wanted to know if I could come and take a look at the car you have for sale ? After 5pm is good for me, when r u available? Cheers I should be should be available after 6 tomorrow 19/10/2011 9:31 PM Good night beautiful can not wait to have u in my arms love n miss u heaps хохох Look man I'm just interested in the car.
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    Cartoon - 3 kids and no money no kids and 3 money
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    Furniture - iam ynаware of. uhaware Tam unaware of dose it attract neurons? wow! can i oose? THE REST MACHINE NGER kepp dystancce for it might is
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    Musical instrument - When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
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    Text - everyone in my life. THANKS FOR TOLERATING ME
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    Text - law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg 21h Millennials Can't Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
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    Cartoon - OEDIPUS Rx A MOM AND POP SON PHARMACY FOX5
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    Display board - WE HOMIES WITH EXTRA CHROMIES Hn Syndms Awersnsss Bruh
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    Text - If you can't produce your own neurotransmitters, storebought is fine. #mentalhealth www O
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    Text - copiccanary georgeofoldvalyria Source: lonelyheartsde... NEW RESEARCH Jellyfish aроcalypse not coming thatfunnyblog: disappointing 60,177 notes
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    Mammal - IDIABOLICAL LAUGHTERI
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    Lady - "Hey! you with the giant sunflower!" CARL BRADBURY
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    Action-adventure game - SHRLK eK
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    Text - The Passive Aggressive Raven Nevermind. ojimbenton
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    Soil - Quick Animal Facts: Worms have no clue what's going on
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    Cartoon - We, too, love the bitch Bitch? 7/NAN I Love the Bit ch!
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    Pink - thave a heart full of love and ahead ill of dum
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    Organism - my cat's favorite toy is a goddamn bump in the goddamn rug.
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    Facial expression - TENNESSEE JED @cumberlandbluez Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to a damn candy factory
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    Line - "Hey, wanna go to a party tonight?" EXCUSES
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    Text - brent @murrman5 [while being tackled by police dogl what's his name? >
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    Text - 0 just-shower-thoughts Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough divawithanunspoiledagenda I'm gonna show this to my production manager and watch her head explode Quelle: just-shower-thoughts 48,097 Anmerkungen Postize
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    Tree - Me lookin for who the fuck asked you
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    Face - Coworker: Are you okay? You look tired? Me: @tank.sinatra
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    Chicken
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    Cartoon - Someone How Iucky are you? Ме: mex stark
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    Sky - (slow heavy metal music playing)
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    Text - My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you? I thought to myself.. "That's a pretty strange way to start off a conversation."
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    Text - She became the very thing she swore to destroy Karen General Manager
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    Stairs - GOD
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    Text - Lord, it's me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem... yourecards somescarde.com
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    Text - if i sit in rice will it fix me
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    Facial expression - Me driving home from work knowing Im only going home to eat and sleep so l can do it all again tomorrow @SUCKMYKICKS
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    Text - Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that Oomes out o your mouth
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    Cartoon - LIFE COULD BE WORSE, BE A LOT BETTER TOO LIFE COULD CALVIN
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    Text - OiLI DIDNT TELL YOU? MUST HAVE BEEN NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
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    Text - Tweet 2 You Retweeted MissMorningstar @KeeperofDankniz The human anus can stretch wp to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can Squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass. Believe in yourself. 10927 PM 10 Oct 19 Twitter for Android 1,509 Retweets 3,938 Likes
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    Text - Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman "Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away. 9/24/16, 11:16 PM
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    Text - You just have to take it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time
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    Text - Exciting perks of adulthood: 1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don't know! 2. Very tired 3. Some kinda stomach ache??? 4. Definitely sad about something. 5. Bills! Bills all the time! What are you even paying for? You don't know!
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    Cartoon - When you know your body would be A1 if you just worked out but you're a lazy son of a bitch
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    Text - me before showering: i don't want to shower me once in the shower: i live here now
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    Cartoon - poland: *exists* hitler: Hippity hoppity You're now my property
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    Brown bear - me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch
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    Text - Margater @maggieisntcool i just saw a guy in the library cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work 10/1/18, 12:39 PM
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JohnnyOnTheSpot88 6h Maybe we're all playable characters in a cosmic video game, and the fridge is the save point, which is why we all sorta open it, look inside, and then wander off without eating anything. Mindblowing 6,7k Share 169 BEST COMMENTS Uninteresting_Turtle 5h Why would my player pick someone depressed and broke like wtf? Reply 853 JohnnyOnTheSpot88 5h Maybe they just haven't finished leveling you up. Some players like a challenge. Maybe you're a h
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    Text - Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio NELCOME TO NIGHT VRLE When a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why you sometimes just feel sad. 11/12/12, 8:33 AM hells-little-fallen-angels From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sa...instead of saying "I don't know" or something I'm going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say "I've been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger" and just walk away king-emare Holy shit cupcakesha
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    Technology - What does this thing mean? EAR Shafeeq @Y2SHAF if you crash your car you press that and it will undo the accident
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    Text - I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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    Text - ITALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR SOMEONE WHO FALLS OVER WHEN PUTTING ON THEIR UNDERWEAR.
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    Animated cartoon - THE 90S You didn't need to tell kids not to try this shit at home. They weren't com plete retards back then motifa
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    Cartoon - when you notice there is a hair on your screen
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    Text - X I cannot I am unable to can
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    Photo caption - WOULD YA JUST LOOK AT IT! quickmeme.com
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    Face - BLACKSWANSON
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    Cartoon - AHWELL RESTE IT WAS JUST A DREAM? OH MY IM So TIRE WHEEZE
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    Text - Think about it every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
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    Text - beesmygod: "chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means" chuffedi ) [chuhft] Show IPA adjective British Informal. delighted; pleased; satisfied. Origin: 1855-60; see chuff2, -ed2 chuffed2 [chuhft] Show IPA adjective British Informal. annoyed; displeased; disgruntled. it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing what the hell This makes me really chuffed This post is quite egregious e gre gious i'grejas/ Ad
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    Text - Marf @MarfSalvador [being buried alive] murderer: *out of breath* how you eating the dirt so quickly 9/27/17, 8:56 AM
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    Text - andrew @AndrewChamings wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick
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    Text - jiujitsu jiu-jit-su | \ jü-jit-()sü noun 1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are stil1 in them 2. Involuntary yoga verb (used with object)
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