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New 2020 Retro Calendar With Brilliantly Sarcastic Comments

Artist Anne Taintor is behind this brilliant 2020 calendar which you really need on your wall. 


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    Yellow - it's not spying if you're holding a dust rag
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    Cartoon - if only we could cover up all our mistakes with frosting
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    Yellow - a woman's work is never done in this house, it's rarely even started
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    Clothing - when my children tell me they want me out of their personal space I like to remind them that they came out of my personal space
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  • 5
    Illustration - see? cleaning thing one just makes everything else look dirtier
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    Food - why order pizza| when this only took five hours and will go completely unappreciated by my children? S
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    Retro style - see, darling? valium makes everything seem fun!!
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  • 8
    Clothing - expiration dates RLS are for the weak
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    Food - personally I wouldn't mind being replaced by a robot
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    Adaptation - I wish I was a unicorn Then I could stab stupid people with my head.
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  • 11
    Smile - when you make it yourself EEINA it's whatever size you say it is
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    Retro style - they say "do one thing every day that scares you'"... 22 I just called my mother
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    Dish - 1% inspiration... 99% random stuff from the fridge
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  • 14
    Homemaker - why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last again
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    Retro style - is it just me? ... or is this no fun at all? ИМА
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    Nose - everywhere... I drive them they drive me crazy
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  • 17
    Grocery store - what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, ,I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
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    Cook - I'm lucky he cooks... he's lucky I don't
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    Vintage advertisement - sorry, salad.. box of wine has to go somewhere...
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  • 20
    Toaster - Shutting up is also gluten-free. Have you tried shutting up?
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    Facial expression - cats don't care if you're crazy
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