Modest Dump Of Random Funny Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 8, 2019 9:08 PM EST
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    Text - Every documentary about serial killers: "he was alone, he had no friends, he had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home" Me Showpo.
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    Entertainment - Tused to prefer dogs over cats. But recently I realized cats are better than dogs because cats never collaborate with the police. @geoffreyatm
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    Text - Me: Messes up drawing Me: Scribbles all over it to start over The guy I am tattooing
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    Face - Me and my brain arguing: Why eant you just be normal? *Screams*
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    Text - soahs @shrOs white people out here sayin nigga but they won't say voldemort
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    Organism - You're fired You're being let go You've been promoted to customer
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    Text - just_cort_ 15h arm Please note that I am self employed. So if you see me talking to myself, please do not disturb. I am having a staff meeting Send message A O
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    Text - GFguerrillafeminism White boy; *punches a hole Into the wall* did u cum
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    Facial expression - Schools Mitochondria is the power house of the cell! Teach me How to get a Job! Teach me how to pay taxes! The speed of light is 3x10 8 Lava is called magma when underground! CoUntT
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    Facial expression - SO GLAD I GREW UP id 15 eSTIN NOT THIS DOING THIS
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    Cartoon - become strong enough to defeat abstract concepts like Time and God
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    Sculpture
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    Snapshot - Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:12:19 No.598927615 File: 1412379029099.jpg (60 KB, 604x453) >>598927815 >>598927926>>598929305 don't be to rude thanks-AA Anonymous 02/18/15(Wed)03:14:02 No.598927926 >>598929028>>598929097598929134 >>59 >>598927615 Hey Kimmy. I like your new glasses. Hi, Tiffany. The curls are looking sweet. 'Sup, Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday.
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    Text - Don't tell me about wind in mph again TOMORROW WEATHER TRASH CAN WIND METER AUTHORITY Lid flipped open Tipped over In the neighbor's yard Down the street I've lost my trash can
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    Product - NO BODY at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will tun on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body wll swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that
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    Eye - BURGLAR: BREAKS IN ME NAKED WITHA FLASHBANG ANDA TOMAHAWK MR.OCHO COWABUNGAITIS
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    Poster - Me in hell someday looking back at all the memes that got me there Dude wtf?
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    Face - Mar -riage -ijuana
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    when you rollin' Play-Doh snakes
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    Text - Her: if you don't stop talking to me in Scooby Doo references it's over Me: Alright gang let's split up Shuttersts
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    Fun - @hotmessbian also me dreaming about escaping my corporeal form and existing only in concept me obsessing over my self image
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    Text - Sebastian @Sebbybastian_ If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
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    Fashion - phoonty: antipathetically-yours: IWAS WONDERING WHO THE MAN IN THE FLANNEL IS IT'S THE GUY THAT KILLED BAMBI'S MOM FUCK THAT GUY HES THE MOST EVIL ONE THERE HES THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY EVER KILLED ANYONE
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    Food - If I dig into some mac n cheese and some peas come out, we fighting
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    Facial expression - My dick on December 1st THE COMMENT_TROLL
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    Gun - s.herds ve It's nerf or nothing er.
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    Beverage can - *40 years from now* "have you ever had a four loko? You may be entitled to a financial compensation" ATER LN LA
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    Text - Mint Ogre-load MSiRer Aeio Pm lovin' it McFlurry Ogre-load Bunzieleijdjeer OH NO
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    Facial expression - The "You're missing the point by idolizing them" Starter Pack
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    Cartoon - It was never a loincloth.
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    Text - When your friends order beer and whiskey but you get a fruity tuiti yum yum drink because it tastes good
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    Text - Bri @ufobri every time i go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks "are you wearing shorts under?!?" like no debra i thought today would be a good day to have my Bare Pussy out at walmart 8/1/18, 8:24 PM >
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    Product - When your mother asks you where all your faith in god went FOSSILS OF HUMAN EVOLUTION
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    Cap - Me playing any Arkham game: Yes, finally! I defeated every boss, and finished all the missions. The game is over. Riddler with his trophies: mlajoke to you?
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    Cartoon - Mushy @mushyart I will not CLAP them Sam I am. I will not clap your BIG fat hams. I will not clap them here or there, I WILL NOT CLAP THEM ANYWHERE!!! Traducir Tweet
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    Adaptation
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    Deer - Her: Are you horny? Мe:
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    Cartoon - THEY SAY A WITCH CURSED THIS HOUSE 10O YEARS AGO TODAY! @ADAMTOTS @MALT SKULL BUZZFEED FUCK THIS HOUSE
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    Footwear - the most 90s photo ever
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    Poster - I hope youtre not allergie to nuts. Cus Im gonna kick yours up into your throat. faithsuperfab: IM GONNA START SAYING THIS
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    Diagram - BASSHEADS DAMN, THIS IS CRUNCHY THIS ONE IS GONNA HIT HARD SUBS SANDWICH DOMINATRIX STUFF THIS IN YOUR MOUTH LOVERS mgip.com
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    Cartoon - When your meme gets 11 likes Fe Fuck You Meme? Not today, old friend.
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    Cartoon - PAGELOW OO0@BUNICOMIC BUNICOMIC.COM
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    Cartoon - How DrD I Do iT? I DUNNO, I GUESS THE FIGHT-OR-FLIGHT MECHANISM KICKED IN AND, WELL IN CASE You HAVENT HEARD, BoB, IM A PENGUIN. WE DoN T FLY. MELTOOWA
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    Cat - Butters bought me a chicken wing from outside. It's still warm. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
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    Organism - mrplatypusblog signalbeast "I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light..."
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    Cartoon - Have we caught anything in the mousetraps yet? Come on! I haven't got all morning My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. can you say the same? Ehhh... just one SNAP
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    Text - LBRE Satral trans-hank-hill Deactivated This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear. nunown that bear is naked 261.149 notes
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    Tiger - Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
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    Mammal
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    Cat - LOVEMEOW.COM Family Adopts Kitten and Later Discovers His Love of Snuggling Peaches CRE SYTSEM 231) 657-859
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    Cartoon - BuT BEE-FORE I Go- FARE BEE WELL BEE-ATRICE WELL, TS BEE-N A PLEASURE IT WASP ME IT WASPME ALL ALONG SURPRtSE! BLAM BLAM DON'T BEE LEVE IT! NELLUCNHOJ.COM
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    Land vehicle - Damn kyle save some pussy for the rest of us ROliverTree
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    Cat - When it's Sunday so you cocoon all day so you can morph into a productive member of society for the week
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    Shade - Shanny Reporting LIT @_SBrooks I'm moving out of Detroit. Because who put a house door on the Church's Chicken? Chrcea 10 $5 3 $10
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    Meal - people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!"
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    News - SONY
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    Text - The owner of my AirBnB has a dog named Kevin. His human-sounding name terrified me at first. 79% AT&T LTE 10:15 AM Completed Details I apologize in advance, but Kevin may try to sleep with you. Just keep your door shut. June 30th excuse me what June 30th
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